Wall Street futures plummeted this week amidst news that a University of Nebraska-Lincoln freshman has made charges to his student account experts believe to be equivalent to 3 percent of the United States’ GDP, or $538 billion. 18-year-old Rex Davidson is the student responsible for the higher than average spending. “We honestly have no idea […] Read more
Walking down the halls of Abel 8, one might think this is just a normal dorm hall with freshmen excitedly rushing about trying to settle into their new lives here at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Once you find yourself at room 806, you’ll realize this dorm floor is taking comedy to unexplored heights. “I’m majoring […] Read more
After telling his friend he had seen it multiple times, sources say that Dustin Edwards held a conversation for an excruciating 30 seconds about a movie he hadn’t actually seen. After conversing with Jessica Woodard for roughly 10 minutes at a party last Saturday, Edwards decided to take a leap of faith and say he […] Read more
With a legacy of high-tempo offenses and a style that can only be called their own, the Oregon Ducks are a breed all their own that dominated the Pac-12 for the first half of the decade. With the blessing and money of Nike’s Phil Knight, the Ducks have been able to create a hodgepodge of […] Read more
In the state of Nebraska, passion for the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team runs deep. However, one fan recently discovered that Husker pride has its limits. On Wednesday morning, 15 minutes into an Intro to Anthropology lecture at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, self-described Husker maniac Brian Gonzalez stood up and belted out the first half of […] Read more
It was going to be a hard year for junior accounting major Alex Davis. But, following an eventful session on MyRed last Monday afternoon, he might have put his year back on track. According to Ryan Long, Davis’ roommate, Davis seemed flustered when he returned to their apartment that afternoon. “I asked him what he […] Read more
Grammy-nominated performance artists Blue Man Group were set to play at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s homecoming concert in two weeks, but abruptly cancelled when they found out that the university does not use the color blue. When the group read a 2015 DailyER article about UNL’s changing of school colors from red to blue, they […] Read more
Philippines’ President Rodrigo Duterte was set to meet with President Obama for a regional summit in Laos earlier this week, but the meeting was cancelled after Duterte made some controversial remarks about the president. When asked how he would respond to Obama’s question on his extrajudicial killings and his war on drugs, Duterte said, “You […] Read more
Sup, chodes. Vince Peck here with another edition of Muscle Genius Vapor Fitness, the only biweekly column that will help you shed those pounds and blow fat clouds. Electronic cigarettes are possibly the most revolutionary advancement in fitness since HGH. You can shred your chest, arms, thighs and now, lungs – all while maintaining a […] Read more
Last week, local man Kevin Herbert was reportedly trapped for hours by his coworker Todd Butler in what could only be described as the most pointless fucking story he’d ever heard in his entire life. The story, according to Herbert, shifted topics wildly and without warning, often flashing back to seemingly unrelated anecdotes. According to […] Read more
