Sometimes, our relationships with our parents can be rocky at best. And sometimes, it’s endearing when some of us try to salvage something despite the years of silence or lack of love. Still, for some, it’s hopeless. In oblivious wuss Drew Whitaker’s case, there’s one obvious reason for things being not so great. “I wonder […] Read more
Point: We may be graduating, but learning never ends Well, it’s finally here. The last month of college for the class of 2017. For some of us, it means heading to graduate school or some other program to continue their education, but for most, it’s our turn to take on the world. With a degree […] Read more
After securing its $0.14 cent per student budget for the 2017-2018 school year, The DailyER, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s satire publication, is aiming for bigger goals. Starting in the fall school year, The DailyER will be going public to possible investors to buy and sell exclusive DailyER stock. Stock options are estimated to open around […] Read more
Nebraska: in terms of our species, it is the cradle of humanity. There’s nowhere on Earth where there has been more social progress. The state is on the forefront of free thought and innovation and is in no way a place where people throw new ideas or objective reasoning under the bus in exchange for their […] Read more
The period after a breakup is a confusing and depressing time. Whether it’s ending a friendship with a childhood friend or having a significant other leave after falling out of love, no one on either side feels good. Charlie Evans, whose girlfriend of 14 months broke up with him, searched through a box of mementos […] Read more
Shocking both students and faculty who inhabit it, it was revealed that, apparently, you can’t smoke anything – tobacco, marijuana, etc. – inside the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s English building, Andrews Hall. “Fuck,” said English major Anne Repenning with a lit cigarette in her hands. “I saw everyone doing it, so I thought that we could […] Read more
Mysterious symptoms have been spreading across campus and affecting several students, and it is believed that Lil Red may be the possible Patient Zero. The scare began this morning after multiple eyewitness reports indicated that the beloved mascot was displaying bizarre quirks and behaviors after emerging from a grove of nearby bushes. “[Lil Red] seemed […] Read more
History was made on April 15, when Florida resident John Hemwick decided to take the plunge. That day, he swam 670 miles alone from the coast of Florida towards the Bermuda Triangle to prove its existence. On the way into it, he disappeared and never returned, showing just how real the triangle is. “We haven’t […] Read more
For more than 45 years, the Nebraska red “N” has been the iconic symbol of the Huskers, representing the success and excellency of this university. The logo has gone through many redesigns over the years, including its most recent one in 2015, when the sleek, bold design overtook the athletic and academic departments as the […] Read more
Every spring, there’s a tradition unlike any other in Lincoln that brings everyone together to celebrate the game they love: football. The celebrated scrimmage pits teammates against one another by division of our beloved red and white colors. However, this year’s festivities are going to be a bit different. For the first time ever, the […] Read more
