Hippies be damned: I don’t like them, their trees or their hugging. I hate the outside. I like buildings and I like being inside of them. Millions of years ago, dinosaurs ruled the world. They were big and couldn’t fit inside of caves. You know what could? Mammals. Mammals could. You know what happened to […] Read more
If his stance on policies didn’t gross you out enough, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell added one more reason to hate him to the list. On a gusty Tuesday in Washington D.C., a DailyER investigative reporter was tailing McConnell in an effort to expose him saying indecent things about the president but discovered something much more […] Read more
Your monthly look at who’s up, who’s down and who’s keeping the pace at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Kelsey Beyer – senior: Didn’t show up for any classes during syllabus week Aaron Dominguez – professor Phillip Malzer – graduate: Got a new job at the Ross theatre. Congrats. Lance Jimenez – junior Jordy Tshimanga – […] Read more
What started out as a regular, Saturday trip to the mall turned into a nightmare for local boyfriend Jeff Rowan. “My girlfriend told me she just wanted to stop by Forever 21 for a couple minutes,” said Rowan in an exclusive interview with The DailyER. “A couple minutes pass, and the next thing I know, […] Read more
“No, you’re not seeing the problem from the right angle! You have to crack this nut, you buffoon!” shrieked 6-year-old squirrel Arnold Grassworth, born somewhere near Love Library, as he helped a confused freshman in the physics resource center in Jorgensen Hall. Arnold’s story is one of constant struggle and woe. Everyone told him he would […] Read more
Red Letter Days are quite the affair at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, bringing in a multitude of eager students to tour Nebraska’s largest university, meet respected faculty and preemptively establish campus dominance. On Jan. 26, Keith Hampton, a Lincoln high school senior, wore his coveted high school letter jacket, securing permanent respect on the UNL […] Read more
In a recent statement made by the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, school chancellor Ronnie Green announced that the university is “canceling weather” after a weather fiasco caused a video of a student doing a failed cartwheel to be featured on ESPN. “Due to the unpredictability of weather combined with our lack of common sense, we decided […] Read more
Senior Day is finally here for Nebraska men’s basketball! Coming off a terrific season that will most likely end in a postseason berth, Nebraska basketball shows no signs of stopping when Penn State rolls into Lincoln for the final game of the season today. Although most fans attending Pinnacle Bank Arena for the game today […] Read more
We live in an era of liability, and I expect everyone to inform me without me having to read instructions, take any personal responsibility or use any deductive reasoning of my own. Life doesn’t come with an instruction manual, but damn it, why not? The University of Nebraska-Lincoln recently forced a smoking ban upon the […] Read more
Citing that he feels as if he is in another world when this song comes on at a party, local part-time janitor Kevin Michaels slid to the left and confessed that he really does love the Cha-Cha Slide. “I’ve never been much of a dancer,” said Michaels. “But that’s the beauty of the Cha-Cha Slide. […] Read more
