In a shocking announcement Wednesday, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Honors Program revealed that they were officially spooked out of Neihardt. “After over 25 years of residing in this building, the Honors Program administrators and I have agreed that Neihardt is far too spooky of a building for our staff and students,” explained Honors Program director […] Read more
Day One: Wow. Miranda was really happy today. I love when she’s in those moods because it means I get extra flakes at the top of my water. I do wish I would have eaten them slower, though. Now my stomach hurts… Day Two: So Miranda didn’t come home this morning. I hope that means […] Read more
The class of 2022 has officially settled into their dorms and are finding their routine for the next four years. More importantly, they are in the process of finding out how to survive in their day-to-day lives of college. Freshmen Jeffrey Stevens and Francis Jacobson are feeling moved into and comfortable in their new dorm […] Read more
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln has been rebranding. The “In Our Grit, Our Glory” campaign was announced late August by Chancellor Ronnie Green and was met with mixed success. However, most students just ignored it and threw the T-shirts into the growing pile of shirts they hardly wear in the corner. It turns out that some people […] Read more
Our beloved Huskers have gone through quite a few changes these past seasons. While I’m sure nobody was thrilled by poor performances against teams we never thought we could lose to, Mike Riley was a treasure and the Cornhuskers are only half as adorable now that he’s gone. Yeah, Scott Frost has the chiseled jawline. […] Read more
Students at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln were prepared to come to campus in August, visit the Union and enjoy fresh new treats from the Steak ‘n Shake/Chick-fil-A combo that kicked Runza out of its happy home last May. As anyone can tell from the depressed faces around the food court, this dream has yet to […] Read more
Expressing her regret at your current situation while nodding sympathetically, sophomore psychology major Ashley Watson reported knowing exactly how you’re feeling right now, sources announced Wednesday. “Oh, I know all about this!” reported the 19-year-old University of Nebraska-Lincoln undergraduate, referring to the knowledge she gained during the first three weeks in PSYC 288: The Psychology […] Read more
The Nebraska Football Hype Train, which was scheduled to run every Saturday for the next three months, officially derailed this weekend. The miles-long locomotive lost steam and ceased to chug along after repeated, brutal derailments that left its occupants questioning why they had bought seats in the first place. “Man, what am I supposed to […] Read more
