According to sources, the 49-year-old sociology professor and Ph.D. Frank Barnes reminded his students not to have their existential crises during class time. “Now, I know this is a bit tough for you all to hear, but I need for our classroom sessions to be free of questioning the broader implications of today’s current events […] Read more
Between writing her thesis, studying microeconomics, reading her horoscope, teaching her little how to play piano and learning all there is to know about basketball before her boyfriend finds out she has no idea what’s going on, Kristy Jean is realizing she needs more hours in her day. She has finals coming, a formal to […] Read more
As a new student here at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, I am getting used to the poor excuse of an online classroom called Canvas. The terribly designed website that struggles to function consistently makes my college experience more stressful every day. However, since the Canvas app is even incredibly more unusable, the website is still my preferred […] Read more
Let me be honest here, people. I hope this doesn’t come as too much of a surprise to anyone here, but Sarah Huckabee Sanders, White House press secretary under president Donald Trump (for now, at least) really Hucka-sucks. I mean, come on. This woman has nothing going for her at all. I understand that trying […] Read more
According to a broad formal report released Thursday, there is absolutely no way this is going to be on the final. (Right?) The sweeping study discovered that there is exactly a zero percent chance that this material will appear on the class’ final, a finding that was discovered with a 0.0 percent margin of error […] Read more
As the end of the semester approaches, students are receiving more work and still no more hours in the day. This is causing students to stay up later and later at night, leading to tiredness and exhaustion. Students are turning to dangerous substances to help cope with this tiredness, and the most dangerous of them […] Read more
Recently, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln announced that the famous campus Dairy Store would be packing up from its current location on East Campus and moving to a brand new building, while the ice cream and cheese production facilities will relocate to Innovation Campus, which is home to many innovative projects and companies. The DailyER sat in […] Read more
