Talk about a wild semester! Incoming freshman mechanical engineering major Finn Parker is in for a real doozy this upcoming semester as he accidentally signed up for 97 credit hours. “Oh God, what have I done,” exclaimed Finn Parker, after looking at his class schedule for the upcoming semester. Parker will have class from 6 […] Read more
Why did nobody warn me?? Who let me do this to myself?? What the FUCK is going on here??? Hi, I’m Miranda and I’m a senior Business and Nutrition double major. I plan to graduate in May with Honors and chords and distinction beyond belief, but I don’t know if that is truly in the […] Read more
The broken, pothole-covered, dark murky waters surrounding University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Computer Science and Math building Avery Hall create a fog of doom and dread. It’s hard not to become frighteningly frozen solid by fear when the misty and furious gales come down from the dread prairie and into the parking lot. Like Merry and Pippin […] Read more
Witnesses say they’ve never seen anything like it. As Andrew Dean took off running after his Organic Chemistry exam, his friends noticed things were weird, but said they never thought it would get this weird. “He said he was going to blow off some steam,” chemistry major Gregory Dernell said. “But now that the tracks […] Read more
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln took steps to create a more inclusive campus on Monday as officials introduced meal options that would appeal to students with non-omnivorous diets. “My department has put extensive research into determining what kinds of diets UNL students are using and how to best bring those to campus,” UNL Nutritional Science Department […] Read more
