Following Bo Pelini’s frequent use of “I don’t know” when answering postgame questions, the DailyER Nebraskan Investigative Team decided it was time to figure out exactly what Bo Pelini does not comprehend.

The team found that what Bo Pelini doesn’t know could fill just about 37, 347,456 books, ranging from topics as diverse as microbiology, 10-letter words that aren’t ‘cocksucker,’ and how to build a successful defensive scheme against a mobile quarterback.

The list will hopefully help Nebraska journalists avoid questions and topics Bo Pelini doesn’t know and instead ask questions Pelini may in fact, have the answer to. Topics in this category are smaller, only totalling 6 books, including how to make your special teams look really embarrassing by playing too many walk-ons, and how to beat teams with much less speed and talent after somehow falling behind by 20+ points.

The investigative team’s results have already helped Omaha World-Herald columnist Tom Shatel, who said it “is much easier to write meaningless articles three times a week if Pelini actually says something other than ‘I don’t know’ after every question.”