Hoards of students gathered around the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Mueller Tower after news that the tower will no longer play classical music. Effective immediately, the tower will now only play straight “bangerz.”

The change came about after complaints emerged of students falling asleep during their short walks to class. Christy Timpson, a junior computer science major, told DailyER correspondents, “It got really bad. I would walk to class and as soon as I heard Mozart in B play, it would send me into a daze of boredom and I would fall over and pass out.”

The new playlist has received positive responses from frat boys and sorority girls alike, but has not gone without criticism.

The hipster minority at downhill Andrews hall voiced their concerns in the echo-chamber outside of the building entrance. 

“Miley Cyrus is just junk and radio filth,” said woke sophomore English major, Nathan Crew. “This is an abomination to ‘real music.’”

Unfortunately, the University has not figured out how to please every single student, but the US Top 100 is their best start.