Following a recent outbreak of patchy facial hair, Lincoln residents are once again feeling safe to leave their houses. “I spent the entire month of November inside my house with all my doors deadbolted,” said Mildred Kemp, a local senior citizen. “It was just too scary to go out there with all those horrible beards.” […] Read more
13-year old Shane Kassian is just like any other 8th grader. He goes to school, plays basketball, does his homework and plays video games with his friends. However, there is more than meets the eye. In addition to a developing personality, Kassian has also discovered developing urges. These urges are manifested in his Christmas list. […] Read more
Following yet another nine-win season as Nebraska’s head coach, Bo Pelini has been relieved of his duties. While the current leadership of the team sits in limbo, we at the Dailyer wanted to take a glance back at Pelini’s tenure with the Huskers. 1. The loss in the 2009 Big 12 Championship against Texas. […] Read more
Future, a relatively new artist, has made a very strong impression on rap music. He released a series of relatively successful series of mixtapes at the beginning of his career, and also released two studio albums, both met with critical acclaim. His latest project, “Monster”, dropped on October 28. At first listen, it sounds exactly […] Read more
University of Nebraska-Lincoln officials are circulating information about missing undergraduate student Paige White, who was last seen registering for classes on November 7. She had previously expressed frustration with the system’s many convoluted menus when picking out classes. “We were told by the administration to make the system especially confusing, because they didn’t want students […] Read more
Kids just seem to seem to be getting older and older every year, and with that comes more children. A study carried out by Studeaze, a study research company based out of Lincoln, found that 31 children have been born in the United States since January. “We really believe the information we gather at Sudeaze […] Read more
Hey there, bud. Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there. Talk slower, your pappy doesn’t have the best of hearing anymore. Say that again. Huh? You’re afraid? Okay, okay, what are you afraid of? What, you’re afraid of that? No, no, seriously, that? Bud, come on now. Stop that crying and whining. I hate to say […] Read more
Folks, it’s that time of the year again. After a year of incessant breeding, it is once again time to cull the ever growing population of campus cats. Each year, hunters young and old take to the walking paths and green spaces around the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus, vigilantly searching for those adorable, yet potentially […] Read more
In a shocking statement last Saturday, local millennial Lisa Winter described her hatred for HBO’s hit show, “Girls.” “I just don’t like it,” she slurred drunkenly to Stella Bower. “It’s too depressing, and I don’t appreciate its portrayal of young women. I actually can’t relate to them. They just don’t get it, and it really […] Read more
