Man, you just love some satire. At least, that’s what you told us, the writers of the Dailyer, one day, long ago when the times were darker and less funny with a lack of satire. You mentioned how everything would be better if you knew of a perfect biting satire publication with all the college […] Read more
Rules! I hate being told what to do and what to think. The band members of Nirvana wouldn’t listen to my dad’s stupid laws about playing “Battlefield” after 11. Paula from biochem. She is the worst! Her jeans barely fit her right. I don’t even really want to invite her to formal. Being 14 […] Read more
The last few weeks have been very hard for Matt Anderson. “It’s just been a wild ride, I hated to see it end so soon,” Anderson said. “I really felt like I was living life to the fullest.” Anderson, a junior finance major at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, got swept up by baseball fever in […] Read more
Freshman Husker’s player Kevin Gladney is many things. He’s a wide receiver, a promising NFL prospect and an all-around good student, but after dropping a pass during scrimmage yesterday, nothing else mattered to Gladney. “I just don’t get how I could do that to my teammates,” Gladney said. “I’m such an idiot. No wonder my […] Read more
Easy Classes to Pass this Spring Semester Greek Mythology—Looking at Greek life of sororities and fraternities on campus and the myths about those awesome ragers you never seem to be invited to. CALC—Stands for “Cars in America Looking Cool.” Discussions about how awesome that new hot rod that just came out looks, then taking it […] Read more
Officials at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade have confirmed rumors that this year’s edition of the famous parade will feature anatomically correct balloons. “We think that America as a nation has moved to a place where it is comfortable with Snoopy’s ‘boy-parts’ and even prefers an accurate version,” said parade director John Thomas. “Rest assured, […] Read more
The road to an increased minimum wage in Nebraska was a long one but on November 5th, voters overwhelmingly supported a measure to raise wages to $9 an hour. Supporters hope this will boost Nebraska’s low-wage workers and lead to a stronger state economy. Dennis Ellison denies that it’s a matter of principle but a […] Read more
Help, is anyone there? I’ve been stuck in here for three hours. It’s really dark in here. I’m afraid of the dark. If I get too scared I might have an asthma attack, and my inhaler is in my dorm room. My friends thought it would be fun if I tried to see how far […] Read more
Little Arnold Barrows, born at 3 a.m. today, arrived on this planet weighing five pounds, six pounds of that coming from his manliness. Barrows, with only a few minutes to his name, became the manliest baby around when he somehow was able to witness a bare, sweet rack right in front of him. “Man, that […] Read more
Fresh from the Sundance Film Festival, director Justin Simien’s feature debut, “Dear White People,” details the diversity woes of fictional Ivy League institution Winchester University. The film intersects multiple storylines all culminating in a near disastrous riot over a racist party whose invitations encouraged their white guests to “unleash their inner Negro.” The main catalyst […] Read more
