Everyone has them. Long, strenuous days that seem to stretch on until they bring you to your knees in tears. Days like that deserve a happy ending. Just a little bit of time, to kick back, relax, and chill. The best way to do this? Hookah. This device, used to smoke tobacco that is often […] Read more
Reports surfaced early Thursday morning that area man Chuck Schooley, an avid lover of meat, became physically repulsed by even the suggestion of consuming any food that did not at one time have a mouth, nose and eyes. The news first broke after Schooley retched into a trashcan for nearly thirty minutes upon seeing his […] Read more
In a press release last week Subway Pizza Express announced it has applied for a liquor license from the city of Lincoln that it expects to be approved soon. Subway Pizza Express is facing a massive decline in sales after students realized they could microwave frozen personal pizzas in their dorm rooms. However, the prospect […] Read more
In the latest edition of “College Body Parts Magazine,” the result was unanimous. Knee caps topped the poll to become the most arousing body part of October. The decision, made by anonymous students enrolled in universities across the nation aged 65 to 70, showed there is no other body part that compares to the sweet […] Read more
A young child was shocked to find a handful of teeth under his pillow when he woke up last Tuesday morning. Darius Schrader, age 8, woke up to find eight teeth under his pillow, after leaving only one under it the night before. “One of my teeth fell out the day before, so I kept […] Read more
It was hot, it was Monday and the pavement sweated in a blanket of 87 percent humidity. Stubbing his toe on a homeless man was the last thing Lincoln City council member Tom Hallux needed. After working all morning and stopping just briefly for a late lunch, Hallux said he was in a hurry to […] Read more
The beloved Husker football mascot since 1974, Herbie Husker has finally been granted tenure, a University of Nebraska-Lincoln press release said Wednesday. Following the publication of his highly acclaimed study, “Husker Fandom: Yes, We Really Are the Best,” professor Husker has been accepted as a tenured member of UNL College of Team Spirit and Hype. […] Read more
Lincoln Calling 2014 has come and gone, and what a festival it was. Stellar and unique performances filled every night of the six day music festival, and after the dust has settled from audiences rushing from music venue to music venue, all we have left is to reminisce about how much fun we had and, […] Read more
Winter time is coming up, meaning cold weather and snow are on their way. Don’t let winter chills get you down: here are five surefire ways to keep warm this winter. 5. Influenza type A H1N1 This cutie is sure to keep you warm this winter. It’ll give you the swine flu and send your […] Read more
Thursday night of Lincoln Calling 2014 saw local favorite Universe Contest take the stage at Duffy’s Tavern along with the energetic and manic Gloom Ballon, electro-disco punk talent Hank and Cupcake and Chicago garage rock exports White Mystery. Take a scroll through some of our favorite moments of the night. Gloom Balloon Hank […] Read more
