Pointing out that everyone ought to be pulling their fair share, local deadbeat dad Todd Romski is starting to get real tired of all these leeches taking up too much space on the social safety net, sources said. “Good thing I got in on that Medicaid early! Damn! There’s no way I’d be able to […] Read more
Following years of extensive research, the United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF) has named the planet Earth to be the most dangerous place for children. The report cited widespread war, dangerous living conditions and a rapidly deteriorating political and social climate as the primary reasons for the ultimate conclusion. “No child should be subject to the […] Read more
The ACLU has long been a voice for the voiceless in America, and in continuance with their pursuit of social justice, the organization is now turning their gaze to the often ignored issue of lactose intolerance. In a recent seminar launching their campaign Death to Dairy Defamation 2017, president Ralph Erikson openly called lactose intolerance […] Read more
Spectators swooned with delight yesterday morning on Aldersgate Street after seeing what many claimed to be ‘absolutely adorable:’ An unidentified British man wielding a baton and dedicatedly playing pretend policeman. “It’s a little odd, sure, seeing an adult with a shoddy little stick, which is probably made out of plastic, goofing off and pretending to […] Read more
A recent decision to stop insuring professors was initially met with much controversy, but the conversation has changed with the knowledge that the funds will be funneled back into the Union remodel. Citing the overwhelmingly positive response to the Union 2.0’s chairs, Harvey has announced his incredibly ambitious “10 year chair plan.” “Okay guys, we […] Read more
For many students attracted to the tantalizingly scholarly programs, the UNL Honors Program can provide ample opportunities and succulent resume-building. But for one particularly ambitious incoming student, the Honors Program provides a different sort of ample and succulent opportunity. For incoming freshman economics major Herman Kahl, the carrot on the stick that drove him to […] Read more
Ever notice how you deal with dozens of other human beings on a daily basis? Well, if you go to UNL, you likely do. Whether it’s your professors, classmates, gas station attendants, or people you see walking across campus, you have tons of social interactions everyday. And something I’ve noticed throughout many of these interactions, […] Read more
April 8 – 21 4.8 Handsomer Jaws and Blue Sky Angel Parade | Vega 4.8 GRiZ | Bourbon 4.9 Darsombra, Webb | Knickerbockers 4.9 Reverend Horton Heat | Bourbon 4.9 Big Sean with XV | Nebraska Union Greenspace 4.10 The Pack AD w/ Domestica | Vega 4.10 King of the City ft. Mad Marlon | […] Read more
Review and photo by Gabriella Parsons | Seeds Entertainment Teen angst filled the Bourbon last Sunday night where minors were ordered to sit in the balcony. The sold out show started at 8 p.m., but its main performer, Juicy J, didn’t take the stage until three hours later. I had never seen the Bourbon so […] Read more
By Gabriella Parsons | Seeds Entertainment When I got asked what I was doing for spring break six months ago, I laughed. It wasn’t even winter break. There was no way I was even going to start thinking about spring break, let alone make plans for it. I hear it’s good to plan these things […] Read more
