Claiming he just wants to see if anyone will notice, local coroner Thomas Nguyen is stacking dead bodies in the back until someone questions him about it. “It’s not like I set out to pile dead bodies to the ceiling, but, you know, sometimes you just need to see how long it takes for someone […] Read more
In this February’s Kanye West cover issue, Trendy Shit magazine released its much anticipated quadrennial list of gurts, and for a 9th consecutive time, yogurt secured the number one spot by a landslide margin. The beloved dairy product was favored over all other gurts, both dairy and non-dairy, kosher and nonkosher, by a whopping 98.4% […] Read more
With a quick message telling Samantha he still wasn’t able to get into a private chat room, sophomore Adam Boritz began his third day of conversation with a Tinder Bot. Initiating the contact at 7:53 am, Boritz didn’t need to wait long for Samantha’s reply, reminding him of how sexually aroused she was, and how […] Read more
Hey teacher. Ma’am, excuse me. Yes, I have a question. I know we’ve only got two minutes left before class ends, and I know that every single person in this room has mentally clocked out, but…I just need to ask one thing. Well, maybe one thing. You see, my entire life revolves around this class. […] Read more
With a black leather jacket, wife- beater and buzz cut, UNL junior engineering major and Sigma Phi Delta fraternity member Craig Wright may appear to exist as the toughest and most rugged species of dude on campus. “What are you doing, loser? Get the hell outta my way!” growled the supposed creature of pure badass […] Read more
[title size=”1 to 6″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]LINCOLN EXPOSED DAY 4[/title] Contents: Words and photos of Lincoln Exposed day four at The Zoo Bar. Bands covered: Jeazlepeats, Manuel & Nissa, Blues Messangers, Gloworm, TJ Sadler, Lucas Kellison and the Undisco Kids, A Ferocious Jungle Cat. Day 4 at Duffy’s in a nutshell with written reviews and photos. Bands covered: Tie These Hands, […] Read more
[title size=”1 to 6″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]LINCOLN EXPOSED DAY 3[/title] Contents: Words and photos of Day 3 at The Bourbon Theatre. Bands covered: Jack Hotel, Life is Cool, AZP, Bloodrail. The entire night‘s review at Duffy’s Tavern by Corey Oldenhuis. Bands covered: Floating Opera, Mike Dowty Band, Red Cities, Gerardo Meza, Bud Heavy and the High Lifes, The Bottletops, […] Read more
[title size=”1 to 6″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]LINCOLN EXPOSED DAY 2[/title] Contents: 1. The story of day 2 of Lincoln Exposed at Duffy’s Tavern. Bands covered: Weldon Keys, The Wondermonds, Josh Hoyer and the Shadowboxers, Pure Brown, Beaver Damage. 2. The night at Zoo Bar on Thursday of Lincoln Exposed. Bands covered: Honeyboy Turner Band, Powerful […] Read more
[title size=”1 to 6″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]LINCOLN EXPOSED DAY 1[/title] Contents: 1. A walk through the night in whole at Duffy’s on the first night of Lincoln Exposed. Bands: The Allendales, Dear Herman, Thirst Things First, Jazzocracy, Bogusman. 2. What went down at Zoo Bar, day 2 of Lincoln Exposed. Bands covered: St. Christopher, Orion […] Read more
