All Photos by Hayley Heesacker Story by Annie Bohling When it comes to masters of art forms, the best kinds are the humble ones. Jake Shimabukuro is one of the most talented ukulele players worldwide. He is also blessed with a personality that is as charming and down to earth as he is talented. Shimabukuro […] Read more
EP| Peace Sword | The Flaming Lips By Annie Bohling The Flaming Lips’ previous two releases seemed to have been produced during a trip to space. The music was mostly strange and almost annoying sounds and noises and was too obscure and distant for listeners–at least sober listeners–to grasp and enjoy. Peace Sword, however, is […] Read more
So UNL’s Chancellor of Twitter, Harvey Perlman, had to move the goalposts on his target date for UNL to reach 30,000 students last week. Instead of reaching this goal by 2017, Perlman pushed that date back to 2020. Perlman wants a “sustainable” way to get to 30,000 students, and because Perlman seems a bit confused […] Read more
Students are registering for classes for the Spring Semester, and that means junior Julie Carson is pissed off again about the flood of inquiring Facebook posts. “You would have to be an absolute moron to go on to a website and ask people what classes you should take,” the actuarial science major said. “UNL is […] Read more
As of Monday evening, reports began circulating that campus freshman Gracie McPherson has chosen to wait until the second half of the year to experiment with sexual activity involving her anus. “I’m still getting acclimated to the college environment,” McPherson stated at press time. “What with balancing school, work and other extracurricular activities, I just […] Read more
There was a quick slide of a key card, the turn of a handle, and a short gasp before the door was slammed shut. “Well, it finally happened,” says freshman Zach Hennery with a sigh. “I finally saw my roommate’s dick.” Hennery, a first year student living on Smith 3, describes his relationship with roommate […] Read more
According to a recent study conducted by Professor Michael Yoats, not enough people give Michael Yoats the respect Michael Yoats and his doctorate—an eight year endeavor—fucking deserve. The frustrated PhD. holder, who is a tenured teacher in the University’s physics department, claims he isn’t so much offended by discourteous students as he is by the […] Read more
After an 11 year run in the Nebraska Student Union, Sbarro is likely finally set to close its cage for good. But one student is not ready to accept the fate of his favorite restaurant. “It’s not fair!” exclaims Ben Benson, a junior, and unsurprisingly the only person The DailyER could find that’s actually upset […] Read more
University of Nebraska sports are rich in tradition. The tradition doesn’t stop with the series of nicknames that has adorned Husker players and coaches for decades. Jerry ‘Legend… Wait For It… Dary’’ Baird, his father and his grandfather have been behind the biggest nicknames in Husker sports since Bob ‘Hootenanny’ Devaney. Baird is the wordsmith […] Read more
– My girlfriend of three years just left me. How do I get over the feeling of crippling loneliness and move on with my life? – Shawn T, sophomore biology major We all gone through heartbreak bud, if you lonely gimme a ring, we can go get drunk an dump some used motor oil down […] Read more
