Republican nominee Donald Trump’s already troubled presidential campaign just experienced yet another shake-up: his staff is now made up of members of the sparsely attended Midtown Moms Book Club, Manhattan’s premier book club for moms. This most recent personnel shift comes about a month after Trump brought on Kellyanne Conway, his third campaign manager, to […] Read more
By Grandpa I think I might be a little behind on the times. All of these kids are getting upset about the newest Apple-pod-phone 7 or whatever you call it not having a ‘headphone jack,’ and quite frankly, it’s making me mad. Back in my day, the only ‘jacks’ we had were the ones used […] Read more
Sup, chodes. Vince Peck here with another edition of Muscle Genius Vapor Fitness, the only biweekly column that will help you shed those pounds and blow fat clouds. Electronic cigarettes are possibly the most revolutionary advancement in fitness since HGH. You can shred your chest, arms, thighs and now, lungs – all while maintaining a […] Read more
Following a crowded field in the Republican Party during the beginning of election season, it was reported that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will be automatically elected to the presidency due to an error in the GOP’s nomination process. “The error occurred when, of the rumored 15 or 20 Republican candidates, none officially declared […] Read more
After a long and eventful year, we took a moment to sit down with some of The DailyER staff to see what it was about working for the paper that they enjoyed the most. What did you love? What did you learn? Take a look at what they had to say: “The DailyER is more than […] Read more
By Freshman who is barely older than them Look at those dumb high schoolers walking around with those red folders. They’re so naïve and stupid. I bet walking around this campus makes them feel like hot shot college students. Well let me tell ya, I’m an actual college student here and I know what’s […] Read more
by the Bathtub Dogs Okay, time to set the record straight. We’re the Bathtub Dogs. Ever heard of us? We’re only the highest-requested a capella group at this fine establishment known as the University of Nebraska–Lincoln. For those of you too lame to know, a capella isn’t like that bullshit movie “Pitch Perfect” or “Pitch […] Read more
By Art Major I like art. Art is good. When the art is on the walls, I know that this place is going to be good. Anything can be art: music, movies, literature. But, for this specific article I am talking about the art that involves paint. All art is good but some is better […] Read more
By Teenager Okay, so I was flipping through channels on the tube the other day and these commercials were just ridiculous; like I literally could not even. First, I had to deal with the chick trying to sell me insurance who’s more hyped than an entire caffeine-fueled kindergarten class. Now these anti-smoking ads? I […] Read more
