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Students Fight to Abolish Literacy

Following the renewal of the Newspaper Readership Program at the University of Nebraska at Lincoln, despite the unfavorable vote the program received from the recent student elections, undergraduates across campus continue in their goal to wipe out literacy once and for all. “We all know damn well that reading and words are pure evil,” frat […] Read more

White People Ruin Party

Following several hours of friendly socializing in a fun and laid-back environment, a local house party Friday night took a turn for the worse when a group of white people showed up. Prior to their arrival, party guests enjoyed pleasant conversations with each other while drinking assorted beverages to the sound of a well-put-together playlist […] Read more