In a move supporters describe as “revolutionary,” Chancellor Harvey Perlman announced that the University of Nebraska-Lincoln was doing away with government subsidized students loans and replacing them with short- to medium-termed indentured servitude. “Student loans are an antiquated way of obtaining a degree,” Perlman said. “If we as Nebraskans want to make this country great […] Read more
After weeks of staving off criticisms that he is running a terminal campaign, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush has unveiled a vibrant new logo to restore donor confidence. “It’s like my old logo, but there’s another exclamation point,” Bush explained. “Two exclamation points, baby. I can’t even put into words how excited I am to […] Read more
It’s no secret that Bernie Sanders enjoys immense popularity among young voters. His blunt, no nonsense views on economic policy and tuition reform have drawn attention and support from the millennial demographic. However, in a recent interview Sanders expressed his hope that the surge in support will finally convince his grandson to give him a […] Read more
This has been the most stressful year of my life, and I don’t mind telling you. I still don’t understand what I did wrong. Hello. I am cargo shorts. Which is to say, I’m a pair of normal shorts with a couple of extra pockets on the sides. That’s all. Pockets are nice, right? They’re […] Read more
Take a moment to imagine every single bug that has ever died in the existence of bugs, including those hellish dinosaur bugs from ancient times. Now imagine all of them in one ethereal plane and tell me that it’s not hell. I’ve been in the entomology game for nearly 30 years, which is long enough […] Read more
by Willy Braesch Spooky Season is upon us, and you know what that means! It’s time to stay out late turning tricks with your friends and get candy from strangers at Treat-In’s. It can be real spooky out there, though, so here a few tips to stay safe, have fun and sweeten your young meat […] Read more
Aw geez. What a game. What a piece of trash game. This is just awful. Just real bad. See, if I were head coach. I would’ve done something different. Not what they did. Not that play. Nuh-uh. No way. Not-WHAT THE HELL FOTZ MY DOG CAN KICK BETTER THAN THAT. Sorry I’m a little loud. […] Read more
Next month, students can expect a new University of Nebraska-Lincoln facility to revolutionize on-campus student health care. The Health Center Pizza Express (HCPX), opening its doors at the beginning of November for all current students, will offer a range of services from x-ray exams and STD testing to fast and affordable hot-and-ready pizza and breadsticks. […] Read more
Autumn in Lincoln sees the streets awash in red as football fans from across Nebraska gather in Lincoln for the timeless tradition of Husker football. All over campus, students eagerly anticipate the sound of the touchdown cannon, the exuberance of the marching band,and the promise of a shitload of alcohol before the game starts. These […] Read more
The DailyER has just learned that the 2015 UNL Homecoming King and Queen ballot, which was used in the election held yesterday, was edited from its original version before being made available. Here is a photo of the original ballot that was intended to be seen by students, obtained exclusively by The DailyER: […] Read more
