Dude, chill out. I’m not going to sit here and make any excuses. I did it. I took your bike last week. It’s not like you were using it! You were in class. Seriously, are you going to keep acting like a selfish kid with a toy, or what? Get over yourself. Are you going […] Read more
Pandemonium erupted in Dr. Mark Augustine’s Philosophy 101 class when Augustine accidentally proved that philosophy classes are a huge waste of time and money. At 2:12 p.m. on Wednesday, Augustine was wrapping up a lecture on David Hume and his ideas on Skepticism. “Hume tells us,” Augstine explained, “that everything we think we know for […] Read more
Hahaha, what are you watchin’ there. A bit of anime, huh? Sure, I can get into that, I’m an open-minded individual. You could say that I’ve watched a couple animes. Maybe even a little bit of hentai-Nonono, I’m just kidding, just kidding, haha. Nah, but I’m more than meets the eye. Okay, okay. What’s up […] Read more
The dawn of a new school year at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln means a lot of things to both faculty and students: new schedules, new acquaintances and of course, Husker football season. As the first football game approaches, no one on campus is safe from succumbing to Husker fever, includes new head football coach Mike […] Read more
You’ve seen him roast candidates on “The Daily Show.” Now, see him host candidates this fall in the 58th Presidential SuperSlam! That’s right. Jon Stewart is back to host this pillar of American democracy. Watch these 15 violent, pissed off sociopaths square off in the ring in one massive No Holds Barred Last Man Standing […] Read more
Last week’s meeting between President Barack Obama and Cuban President Raul Castro signified a historic step in the American-Cuban normalization process. No longer the Cold War communist state of Fidel, Cuba’s slow march to embracing capitalist business practices has rapidly accelerated in recent years. The fears of corporate American corruption have been quelled as Obama […] Read more
Martin Darnven is someone who answers in class. The junior advertising student at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has a good grasp on the fundamentals of his studies. He knows how to manage social media, how to use a DSLR camera and how to network with others in his field. And soon, he said, he’ll work […] Read more
With the recent pop music trend of releasing albums before their expected release date, local guitarist Lorenzo Perez wishes that music fans would take a step back in time. “My band has literally been doing that ever since we started,” Perez said. “It makes me angry that everyone thinks this is some new trend.” Perez, […] Read more
For many, the privilege of being a white male in America is second to none, offering virtual freedom from any type of discrimination and paving the way for almost guaranteed success in life. As junior finance major David McMurphy found out, discrimination comes in many shapes and sizes. “Stupid geed.” These were the words spoken […] Read more
At 4:30 p.m. today, patrons at chain restaurant Chubby’s Bar and Grill witnessed the lengths to which one man will go for a convenient parking spot. Local resident Robert Wilkinson reportedly became trapped in a hell of his own creation as he tried repeatedly to parallel park his car in front of the restaurant for […] Read more
