Mass began last week at the recently opened Newman Center on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln city campus, and attendees quickly noticed a lot of upgrades from the old facility. More seating, better sound systems, and larger office space are just a few of the noticeable upgrades to the church, but some of the changes left […] Read more
On April 1, 2015, Harvey Perlman announced his resignation from the position of Chancellor of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, effective after the 2015-2016 academic school year, “for a variety of reasons, both personal and professional.” Among his professional reasons is the beginning of a historic presidential campaign bid. Despite the unfortunate choice of date to […] Read more
Junior economics major Calvin Harrold has found a way to cut through the confusion and discovered a LSAT study method perfect for his lifestyle. The months spent preparing for the LSAT are generally some of the most stressful of an undergraduate’s academic career. The test format requires mental endurance and the stakes are high. It’s […] Read more
At a rally this morning at the Galt House Hotel in Louisville, Kentucky, Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) announced the beginning of two important campaigns. Not only does he plan on running for president of the United States, but he also plans on beginning to repair the “big whopper” that was the University of Kentucky’s […] Read more
Just when you thought OBAMA couldn’t make another simple mistake, she’s done it again! Yes, it’s true Malia [middle-name unknown but presumedly HUSSIEN] OBAMA has botched a basic test. BOZO! This error, the latest blunder on her already shaky reign of terror since her time at Sidwell Middle School should surprise no one yet OBAMA […] Read more
It was a tense three hours for the administration and staff at Henry Elementary School when third grade student Preston Johnson, the most prominent of the school’s many bullies, went missing. “I was worried, first and foremost, for the safety of my students,” Principal Donna Poppert said. “But I also wanted to ensure that the […] Read more
Oh, Master! I can see that cynical, nihilistic look in your eye. I can sense when every fiber of your being is taken over by the primal urge to satirize. I quiver at the thought of you snapping your belt before tightening it around your waist and typing lustful satire furiously. I bite my lip […] Read more
Let me tell you, what Hillary Clinton has been hiding in her private email is nothing compared to the stuff I’ve got on my own server. I think a lot of the reason I get these emails is because I’m the vice president and people know I’m committed to helping others through my office. This […] Read more
“18 years of pissing outside is a wonderful way to grow up,” Curtis Gorbit said. Gorbit was raised on a farm in Chadron, Nebraska, where his piss was allowed “virtually anywhere.” He recently began the transition to using the restrooms on East Campus. “Little Curtis was meant to be free,” Gorbit said. “Now the only […] Read more
It’s spring in Nebraska, the time of year to let your love life bloom along with the tulips. The DailyER is proud to introduce a revolutionary new app, The DailyER’s Tinder Plus. The app features a whole suite of tools to help you find like-minded singles close to you and tell them a terrible pick-up […] Read more
