Between writing her thesis, studying microeconomics, reading her horoscope, teaching her little how to play piano and learning all there is to know about basketball before her boyfriend finds out she has no idea what’s going on, Kristy Jean is realizing she needs more hours in her day. She has finals coming, a formal to […] Read more
Dear Professor So-And-So, I am a student in your English class on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I sit in the back row and try my best not to fall asleep. You have told us repeatedly that our 10-page final paper is due during finals week. Finals week starts Dec. 10. I wanted to remind you […] Read more
What’s that, did we hear you say “Thanksgiving playlists don’t exist?” Okay, well you were at least thinking it, right? Here at The DailyER, we hope you feel fully ashamed of your hubris as you gaze upon this 47-track Thanksgiving playlist that you previously thought impossible. Go ahead, click play and stew in the embarrassment of being […] Read more
As I sit here on the bus just trying to get to my next class, one thought ruminates through my mind. I should be so excited. Today is Tuesday of Thanksgiving Break week. I get to go home today to see my family. But I’m not excited. I’m not happy at all. I’m actually completely […] Read more
The one thing that draws everyone together in November is No-Shave November. Sure, there’s Thanksgiving but that’s when you have to walk on eggshells regarding the last election, trying to ignore your racist cousin’s comments and your guts hurting after eating just too many mashed potatoes. To freshman Jonah Smith, his face can bring together […] Read more
It was a brisk afternoon full of snow and confusion. It was October 14, and there were inches of snow on the ground, much to the aggravation of students on Fall Break who just wanted to enjoy the pumpkin patch. That was when students at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln decided it was time to take […] Read more
October’s rainy, snowy atmosphere brought University of Nebraska-Lincoln students puddles to splash in, snow angels to make and depression. For many students, not seeing the sun for days on end is actually not something to look forward to. Vitamin D(aylight) is important for humans to function. Without it, students become sad, grumpy assholes who just […] Read more
Alpha Apple Pi has been placed under inspection after the body of one of its members was mysteriously found near the North Bottoms. The sorority girls have refused to answer any of The DailyER’s texts, phone calls, Twitter DMs and emails. The girl, Brittanie Klensun, was found with her pin removed and a candle burning […] Read more
Day One: Wow. Miranda was really happy today. I love when she’s in those moods because it means I get extra flakes at the top of my water. I do wish I would have eaten them slower, though. Now my stomach hurts… Day Two: So Miranda didn’t come home this morning. I hope that means […] Read more
Students at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln were prepared to come to campus in August, visit the Union and enjoy fresh new treats from the Steak ‘n Shake/Chick-fil-A combo that kicked Runza out of its happy home last May. As anyone can tell from the depressed faces around the food court, this dream has yet to […] Read more
