Calling it the most glaring failure of his tenure, Will Zunneman, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s communications director, told reporters that he fears for the security of his job after his recent mistake of trying to attract Mark Wahlberg to the university by saying the Devaney Center was a Transformer, only to find out that Wahlberg […] Read more
While filming an upcoming episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, host Guy Fieri took Lincoln, Nebraska, resident Kyle Tomlin’s phone and wallet and left him in Flavortown, USA, sources reported Wednesday. When reached by reporters, Tomlin recapped the events that led to his desertion in Flavortown. “A few days ago, I responded to an advertisement […] Read more
Demonstrating considerable faith in novice writer and college sophomore Kaitlyn Evans, publishing company Simon & Schuster offered Evans a $670 million book deal after Evans debuted her first Odyssey Online article on Monday. Evans’ article, titled “An Open Letter to my Brother’s Girlfriend’s Sister’s Boyfriend,” first hit the Web early Monday morning on popular blogging […] Read more
With Halloween just around the corner, The DailyER staff has spent a number of weeks searching for what spooks people the most. From ghosts to goblins to vampires, people are united in their fear of that which they do not understand. While many of the Halloween festivities center around fabricated horror, one genuine revulsion stands […] Read more
In a press conference after last Saturday evening’s football loss to Ohio State, Nebraska head coach Mike Riley, after being asked what he thought about his team’s performance, wondered aloud if selling his soul to the devil was worth it for only two consecutive wins. “After our 1-2 start, I was ready to do just […] Read more
While paying a visit to the victims of Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico, Pope Francis spoke on helping those in need and the unbelievable results he has seen from participating in the P90X workout program. “The Bible commands that we provide assistance to the world’s less fortunate,” said Pope Francis to a crowd of thousands. “Something […] Read more
The Trump administration recently rolled back Obama-era federal regulations that required employers to cover birth control in their health insurance plans, sources reported. The move, which President Trump called a win for religious freedom, met significant resistance from the highly influential Russian nesting doll lobby. Working for a Better Future from the Inside and Inside […] Read more
Calling it abominable to politicize your car’s suffering, your local mechanic told you it was inappropriate to discuss repairs so soon after your car crash. “It hasn’t even been 24 hours since the crash, and you want to talk repairs?” questioned your mechanic. “What your car needs right now are our thoughts and prayers. Maybe […] Read more
Saying it is unlikely that he will return to the field this season, junior wide receiver Bryan Enzelton told reporters that he was devastated by the NCAA’s ruling to suspend him for his use of a performance-enhancing Power Balance™ bracelet during the Husker football game versus Ohio State. “While I was fully aware of the […] Read more
Citing that he really dodged a bullet on this one, avid vaper Kevin Larsen told reporters that his diagnosis of e-cancer was a welcome relief to a highly stressful week. “I’ve spent the last few days coming in for tests,” Larsen said. “And I was expecting the worst. I know too many people who’ve faced the devastating […] Read more
