Lincoln’s Street Maintenance Division has been extremely busy for the last couple of months, trying to find an answer to the city’s deepening pothole problems. Above: Headstones are much easier to dodge than those pesky potholes. Photo illustration by Dylan Bliss. “Yeah, potholes are, like, everywhere now. My mother-in-law blew out a tire the other […] Read more
Critically acclaimed director Steven Spielberg released a statement this week regarding the announcement that his 1997 film “Amistad” will be remade by his close friend and colleague, Tyler Perry. Above: Perry on set demonstrating how to “act like slavery is fun”. Photo illustration by John Rincon. “I’m thrilled that Tyler has chosen this film. I […] Read more
Last Friday, a Kentucky gas station attendant discovered something rather out of the ordinary while scrubbing the usual fecal matter and crude voting polls from the men’s room walls. Caster Straube, long time Pump-N-Munch employee, claims an unknown patron took the already generously dilated “glory hole” drilled in the stall separator and enlarged it to […] Read more
