For incoming freshmen still acclimating to the college lifestyle, finding the best social gatherings can be quite a daunting task. Sophomore Ryan McPherson, commonly known on campus as that-guy-in-the-Hawaiian-shirt, intends to alleviate new students of this burden by lending a helping hand. “I live a pretty wild lifestyle, in case my shirt didn’t tell you […] Read more
In an overcrowded job market where college graduates often struggle to find worthwhile employment that allows them to apply their degree, many current students are worried about their financial future. Such is not the case for senior English major Adam Wilks who plans to spin the Wheel of Fortune until retirement. “When you think about […] Read more
Celebrating its fifteenth year of festival making, Pickathon 2013 set out to create a truly unique and one of a kind musical experience, offering a whimsical journey accentuated by an eclectic array of artists. The party began on Thursday, the day before the official start date, where festival goers willing to shell out a few […] Read more
As summer draws to a bitter close and somber students prepare to engage in another nine months of schooling, young adults across the nation search for one last act of unconstrained freedom before returning to the confines of academia. This, naturally, is where music festivals stake their claim as one of the top destinations for […] Read more
Cold War Kids established themselves among the top breakout bands when they bursted onto the scene in 2007 with their debut album, “Robbers & Cowards,” featuring bluesy indie rock accentuated by lead singer Nathan Willett’s searing vocals. Following subsequent releases such as “Loyalty to Loyalty” and “Mine Is Yours,” Willett and his band mates reassembled […] Read more
This past Tuesday morning, Governor Chris Christie joined the likes celebrities such as Lindsey Lohan and Jannet Jackson by exposing some of his luscious curves in public. Witnesses snapped photos Governor Christie on an early morning run, wearing a daring Nike cutoff shirt, flashing passers bys a prime look at his buxom body, causing many […] Read more
It’s been a wild nine months for Community fans. Perhaps one of the strongest cult TV shows on air, the series recently suffered through the exile of it creator Dan Harmon, leaving many fans in a state of panic and fear for the life of the show. Two new show-runners and thirteen lackluster episodes later, […] Read more
According to recent reports, Jenny Fishburn, a sophomore general studies major and self-described princess, is as of now, “over it.” The “it” that Fishburn is referring to is an incident that occurred last weekend at an undisclosed fraternity party in which her ex-boyfriend, Chase Michaels, was observed making small talk with a group of individuals, […] Read more
Late Friday evening, one of Lincoln’s most admired mud puddles was marred by an unfortunate encounter with a pair of women’s Ugg boots as they trampled over the mixture of soil and water. The owner of the mud puddle, a homeless man by the name of Amos, expressed outrage at the incident. “Son of a […] Read more
In a humbling turn of events, a giant sinkhole swallowed the well-to-do town of Pride, Louisiana early Saturday morning. The event occurred shortly after several residents were heard boasting about the town’s lack of natural disasters. The town previously sat on a geographic pedestal, looking down upon the neighboring towns. “It’s actually kinda nice to […] Read more
