Cabbage. Freaking cabbage. One of the least appetizing vegetables and someone decided to put it in a dry, multiple days old pizza crust with hot slimy beef for a filling. I have had this debate over and over with other Nebraskans who defend this flaming hot pile of garbage until the day they die. I’m telling […] Read more
Recently, The DailyER was given a special copy of the latest “Kidz Bop 34” album ahead of its release date. Let me tell you, Kidz Bop referred to this album as a special edition, and it’s special alright; a special piece of crap. First, let’s start with the vocals. Whoever thought it was a good idea to […] Read more
If his stance on policies didn’t gross you out enough, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell added one more reason to hate him to the list. On a gusty Tuesday in Washington D.C., a DailyER investigative reporter was tailing McConnell in an effort to expose him saying indecent things about the president but discovered something much more […] Read more
A serial cover-bandit is striking the Lincoln area. There have been close to 20 reports to the Lincoln Police Department of these occurrences, and police are yet to pin down whether or not these are isolated incidents of one thief or a community of these warmth-nabbing bandits. Local man Bruce Willis (no relation) said he […] Read more
Omahan Jeff Franklin has been the talk of the town since last Wednesday for his off-the-wall stand against dogs. “They have no sense of boundaries,” said Franklin. “They just go right up and just start sniffing wherever they want.” Franklin brought up this issue at a recent open city council hearing. A few other citizens also […] Read more
After a losing season, Mike Riley has been fired from his head coaching position at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. He led the team for three average years, but has now found a new path for his life: preaching. Riley will soon move on to join the campus’s Newman Center as a pastor. “I guess the […] Read more
It’s that time of year again, when you have to muster up the confidence to sit down with your bickering relatives, all just for a big tasty meal. So while you’re there, you might as well load yourself up with food as best you can. We put together a list of our favorite Thanksgiving meal […] Read more
No one knows who will be roaming the sidelines next year for the Big Red, but The DailyER’s team of sports insiders has a few ideas. Mike Riley – Despite Riley being fired for the Huskers’ poor performance this year, there is speculation that the new athletic director, Bill Moos, may be swayed by Riley’s signature “nice guy” […] Read more
“I live in fear and I can’t tell anyone,” said one University of Nebraska-Lincoln student, who wishes to remain anonymous. “My cat is a murderer.” Sources close to The DailyER confirmed last week that an 84-year-old woman was stabbed to death in her daughter’s home. Police have yet to confirm any solid leads on the perpetrator because […] Read more
People across the United States have been divided by the wave of protests that have emerged recently, but there is little divide over one University of Nebraska-Lincoln student’s stand against bikers on sidewalks. Anna Bonbon, a super-senior biochemistry major, pioneered this newest protest when she noticed too many people get cut off by the annoying […] Read more
