All posts by: Nolan Cooney

Dad finds remote

Following a comprehensive investigation, Omaha-area dad Jeff Wilcox announced Monday that he has found the TV remote control which went missing nearly two weeks ago. “The darn thing was in between the couch cushions the whole time!” Wilcox proclaimed to his wife and children over dinner. “I swear, I must have looked in there five […] Read more

Huskers unveil salad launcher after fans demand healthier aerial food options

For decades, the Nebraska Cornhuskers’ hot dog launcher has thrilled fans by sending processed meat spiraling through the air and into their mouths. But, the football team’s more health-conscious fans have been left out of the action — until now. Prior to the Huskers’ home game against Purdue, Nebraska athletic director Shawn Eichorst and University […] Read more