Federal Reserve gives first time homebuyer Starbucks gift card
In an effort to boost the sagging American real estate market, the Federal Reserve has turned to unconventional new programs designed to appeal to young professionals. New homeowner Amy Roberts expected to receive incentives such as a reduced interest rate or an additional tax deduction when she purchased her first house, but was surprised to […] Read more
Political savant just blasting dumb opponent with Huffpost articles
Some people spend an entire lifetime preparing for that special moment when they can rip into a political opponent with the best, most accurate and super objective information. Luckily, Nathaniel Zeke only waited 20 years for that perfect moment. Yesterday, while posting vital Election 2016 comments on Facebook, Zeke, a sophomore English major and political […] Read more
Runners-up for the UPC concert
University Program Council recently announced that T-Pain would be headlining UNL’s annual spring concert. However, The DailyER has acquired a leaked list of the artists that almost made the cut: Big Sean Yeah, he’s been here before. But who wouldn’t want a repeat of that memorable performance? Stick to what works! Big Sean […] Read more
POINT-COUNTERPOINT: Breakfast
Should you be eating breakfast? Our POINT-COUNTERPOINT team shares their take on one of the biggest issues facing America today.
Anti-smoking ads stress me out; I need a cigarette
By Teenager Okay, so I was flipping through channels on the tube the other day and these commercials were just ridiculous; like I literally could not even. First, I had to deal with the chick trying to sell me insurance who’s more hyped than an entire caffeine-fueled kindergarten class. Now these anti-smoking ads? I […] Read more
Cards Against Humanity still popular amongst the dull and unimaginative
It was at precisely 8:37 p.m. that the party started crack’a’lackin in Fred Youngsford’s dormitory. Witnesses described it as the best party you could expect from a freshman living in Knoll, who is known to go off the handle every so often by skipping Bible study. “It was just absolutely phenomenal,” party attendee Kate Williams […] Read more
Professor criticized for calling human trafficking seminar “off the chain”
A University of Nebraska-Lincoln professor has been criticized for his remarks on a recent seminar that dealt with human trafficking. After Patricia Goldman’s captivating speech on the severity of human slavery, UNL professor Barry Watkins led the audience in a round of applause. But it didn’t last for long. Watkins praised Goldman’s talk and remarked […] Read more
Lincolns: Ranked
Lincoln, California Surf’s up, baby! Lincoln, New York UPSTATE Abraham Lincoln He was the 16th president, had a cool hat and ended slavery. Easy choice. “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” The fact that it took us till 2012 to learn that Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter totally dignified this for the #4 slot. Lincoln Parish, […] Read more
Democratic Party tallies votes undemocratically to be ironic
In a move that many would associate with utter bullshit, the Democratic National Committee decided to assign delegates and superdelegates in an undemocratic way for both the Iowa and New Hampshire contests. Superdelegates are party representatives who are allowed to throw their support behind any candidate of their choosing regardless of popular vote, a move […] Read more
