In a landmark decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled on four pending gay marriage suits this Tuesday, declaring that marriage is only constitutionally defined between six male and three female Supreme Court justices. Same-sex couples and heterosexual couples around the nation expressed outrage as their marriages were immediately made legally invalid by the ruling. […] Read more
After hearing the news of the Cannabis Compassion and Care Act passing to the left hand side of the Unicameral floor in the Nebraska Capitol last week, sophomore Travis Hanson sparked the idea to start a petition to gain more support for the medical marijuana bill. After eating the best breakfast he swears he has […] Read more
A stream of rust-colored bodily fluid collides with the bleach white urinal affixed to the wall of the City Campus Union men’s bathroom as sophomore business major Derek Collins releases a deep, aggravated sigh. He intends to elicit the attention of his newly acquainted group project partner Brady Williams who is positioned at the next […] Read more
“Damn zipper’s getting cau-aaagghhh,” were the last words that sophomore finance major Jerry Lee said before his jacket’s zipper caught his entire jaw. It all started when Lee wanted to go for a jog Monday morning. Of course, before any jog, he needed two things: a chance to talk to his roommates about how awesome […] Read more
Craft Spells is primarily the solo project of California-born musician Justin Vallesteros. “Idle Labor”, his first release under the moniker in 2011, was widely acclaimed for its dreamy pop sensibilities and exuberant lead single “After the Moment”. After touring behind their promising debut as well as releasing a follow-up EP entitled “Gallery”, Craft Spells […] Read more
With the threat of runaway global temperatures an ever-looming reality, the warming Earth has the potential to influence your daily life in truly unprecedented ways. Here’s what it could do to some of your favorite interiors. The Mall A rise in global temperatures will raise sea levels to previously unseen heights. Expect a much more […] Read more
The world just can’t throw a bone to local paleontologist Dr. Ray Parsons. “God damn, I’m going to crack some skulls,” Dr. Parsons angrily shouted as he stormed through his office. Dr. Parsons, 65, had been a happily married “old fossil” for 43 years. However, within the last month, according to the ol’ dinosaur, the […] Read more
Academia is widely regarded as one of the most competitive professional fields in the western world, and for many the struggle for job security is daunting. However Communications studies professor Jared McCullough is bound and determined to continue pursuing his goal of getting tenure and/or having an illicit affair with one of his students. “It’s […] Read more
It all started when the champion jokester of the class, fifth-grader Nathan O’Reilly, tried to throw his weight around with a joke towards Ben Lipton during art class. “Yo, Ben. You know what’s brown and belongs in the toilet but would clog it up?” inquired Nathan, who was only funny to everyone because both his […] Read more
Oh, so you’re having a bad day? I have four classes every Wednesday, so I walk around campus quite a bit those days. When so many people are in a confined place, I think it’s hard to not overhear people talking: to their friends, family, and so on. And boy, do people like to complain. […] Read more
