When senior journalism major Alaina DeMarcio says she is “fine,” she means it. And that is why she is freaking the hell out. The senior said she is constantly in panic mode because things have never been this okay and shouldn’t be now. “There should be something wrong,” she said. “Where is the dumpster fire […] Read more
Jeremy, this is the fifth time you’ve been here this week and I have a East Asian civ midterm in two hours, you need to finish whatever you’re doing in my shower and get out of here right now. I know it’s nice and warm and moist but there are plenty of other spots in […] Read more
Lincoln, being the college town that it is, has two things right off-campus; Bars and coffee shops. Since some of our readers are lame and can’t legally regret a night on the town, we here at the DailyER are helping you all find the best coffee shops just off-campus. Our ranking system is completely arbitrary […] Read more
同志吗好, 人民! 同志们幸苦了? DailyER同志, 为人民服务! Who can deny that the Chinese Party and comrade Xi Jinping are Americans’ favorite? They are my best smoking buddies since Britain sold opium to China. Even Hollywood and NBA are building a solid friendship with China, except for Blizzard Activision: this patriotic American company always values human rights and justice over money and never […] Read more
Due to popular demand, East Campus students will be invited to participate in the first annual “Bring Your Kid to School Day” on the second Tuesday of next month. This will no doubt be a well-attended event with more than half of Agriculture students having kids, mostly all parenting them with other Agriculture students. Some […] Read more
Well, it’s that time of the year again: football season! And you know what that means? That’s right, public marketing and advertising! UNL has declared the motto of “In our grit, our glory” to be their go-to when describing their team and fan-base this year, but it seems that perhaps not everyone has gotten it […] Read more
It wasn’t until the professor brought up the Beatles that freshman Matt Micheals realized his mistake. “The whole time I was in class, I was a bit confused,” Michaels said. “Everyone kept talking about songs and artists, but I was here to learn about metamorphics and sedimentaries.” Michaels said he had been sitting in “History […] Read more
The world went dark on September 29th, when students all around campus found themselves without wireless internet on campus. Many speculated on what the cause would be of such a conundrum, however only one knows the true answer: Jeffrey Constantine. Jeffrey is an incoming Freshman to the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, and with him came an […] Read more
Abel Hall has had its fair share of parties and interesting occurrences through the years, but the resident assistant on duty had no idea he would have to MIP someone last Friday night. “Everyone knows this is a Pepsi campus,” RA Edward Mundorph said. “So citing someone for Minor In Possession of Coca-Cola left me shook.” […] Read more
Dear Professor Ari, I will be the first to admit that I have made many mistakes in my life, and this summer includes my largest and most recent. I have failed your 100 level history elective. I understand that I should have breezed through this class to get an easy A+ to boost my measly […] Read more
