Talk about a wild semester! Incoming freshman mechanical engineering major Finn Parker is in for a real doozy this upcoming semester as he accidentally signed up for 97 credit hours. “Oh God, what have I done,” exclaimed Finn Parker, after looking at his class schedule for the upcoming semester. Parker will have class from 6 […] Read more
Why did nobody warn me?? Who let me do this to myself?? What the FUCK is going on here??? Hi, I’m Miranda and I’m a senior Business and Nutrition double major. I plan to graduate in May with Honors and chords and distinction beyond belief, but I don’t know if that is truly in the […] Read more
The broken, pothole-covered, dark murky waters surrounding University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Computer Science and Math building Avery Hall create a fog of doom and dread. It’s hard not to become frighteningly frozen solid by fear when the misty and furious gales come down from the dread prairie and into the parking lot. Like Merry and Pippin […] Read more
Witnesses say they’ve never seen anything like it. As Andrew Dean took off running after his Organic Chemistry exam, his friends noticed things were weird, but said they never thought it would get this weird. “He said he was going to blow off some steam,” chemistry major Gregory Dernell said. “But now that the tracks […] Read more
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln took steps to create a more inclusive campus on Monday as officials introduced meal options that would appeal to students with non-omnivorous diets. “My department has put extensive research into determining what kinds of diets UNL students are using and how to best bring those to campus,” UNL Nutritional Science Department […] Read more
After Lil Nas X combined rap and country music into his summer hit “Old Town Road” and did surprising collaborations with artists like Billy Ray Cryus and Mason Ramsey to name a few, the world has been looking for another genius combination of music genres. Artists all over the world have been mixing genres in […] Read more
Join your favorite UNL student satire and entertainment paper for some sweet standup comedy and fantastic music! Located just off city campus and happening just before the plunge into finals week! Doors at 6 music at 7, only $5 to get in. Featuring: Standup comedy by Ray Kydney MENTAL DISTURBANCE Talent Show No Thanks Plus, […] Read more
The beloved UNL Dairy Store, located in the Food Industry Complex on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s East Campus, will soon be debuting a new flavor of its popular homespun ice cream: Swiss Mushroom Runza. “We’re proud to announce that a new flavor of our classic handmade ice cream will soon be added to the Dairy […] Read more
Former University of Nebraska-Lincoln student and sophomore supply chain management and analytics major Ashlee Chappel was immediately transformed into a high-powered Chief Executive Officer of a major Fortune 500 company following the creation of her LinkedIn profile, sources reported Tuesday. DailyER reporters were notified of Chappel’s transformation via an immediate upsurge in the stock price […] Read more
Nebraska’s snow accumulation stated that it “could use a good plowing” according to sources standing outside during this month’s snowfall. The frigid, ivory-colored natural phenomenon said it dared city officials to “bring its shovels, trucks, the whole works,” as a result of it having been, “such a dirty, dirty mess” in the city’s streets. “I […] Read more
