Even though classes at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln have been going on for weeks, that one guy is still coming way too early for some reason. Freshman Brock Schluter was spotted arriving at his 9:30 a.m. lecture at 8:55 a.m., a full 20 minutes before any other students entered the classroom. Even though it’s his […] Read more
Last Monday night, freshman biology major Clarice Berger walked alone in the heavy rain. After a rough day of classes and the thought of having to spend hours on homework once she returned to her dorm, Berger was feeling down. “God, I wish someone would just swoop in and change my awful life forever,” Berger […] Read more
“Ahhhh, another day of teaching, huh?” said advertising and public-relations graduate student Norman Miller as he took a deep breath and smelled the faint aroma of Pepsi. Then, for dramatic effect, he rolled his shoulder before grabbing the handle of the Pepsi-logoed door and swung it open. “Well, gotta go teach those kids one of […] Read more
Wall Street futures plummeted this week amidst news that a University of Nebraska-Lincoln freshman has made charges to his student account experts believe to be equivalent to 3 percent of the United States’ GDP, or $538 billion. 18-year-old Rex Davidson is the student responsible for the higher than average spending. “We honestly have no idea […] Read more
In the state of Nebraska, passion for the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team runs deep. However, one fan recently discovered that Husker pride has its limits. On Wednesday morning, 15 minutes into an Intro to Anthropology lecture at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, self-described Husker maniac Brian Gonzalez stood up and belted out the first half of […] Read more
Grammy-nominated performance artists Blue Man Group were set to play at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s homecoming concert in two weeks, but abruptly cancelled when they found out that the university does not use the color blue. When the group read a 2015 DailyER article about UNL’s changing of school colors from red to blue, they […] Read more
Sup, chodes. Vince Peck here with another edition of Muscle Genius Vapor Fitness, the only biweekly column that will help you shed those pounds and blow fat clouds. Electronic cigarettes are possibly the most revolutionary advancement in fitness since HGH. You can shred your chest, arms, thighs and now, lungs – all while maintaining a […] Read more
Veteran stand-up comedian Miles Reinhardt is hitting the road this fall, bringing his unique brand of humor to various lecture halls across the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus. The tour, which began August 22, will run for 15 weeks and make stops at lecture halls in both Avery and Oldfather halls, two buildings that serve UNL’s […] Read more
One nervous freshman’s chances of a good class reputation were dashed last Monday morning, as he failed to make an impression during roll call due to an unfortunate voice crack. Sources say that Thomas Tran was fully prepared for his English class, wearing his brand new band t-shirt and pants. His new Converse shoes also gave […] Read more
Sometimes, humans cannot be trusted with absolute power. Political science major Becky Sampson would have learned this lesson Monday afternoon if she had realized the consequences of her actions. Sampson’s Monday started off as normal as ever: the sophomore woke up at 8:00 a.m., showered and got dressed before heading to her morning class. Just […] Read more
