In a surprising move that most wouldn’t expect from a group of people that see everything as meaningless, members of the support group Nihilism Association of the Heartland, or NAH, decided that cooperation is completely arbitrary and simply not worth the effort. “I don’t care about any of these people,” said longtime member Jonathan Wake. […] Read more
1.Colgate® Raspberry Mint Your mouth will be going wild when you gloss this goo all over your pearly whites. While brushing, you might think to yourself, “Man this is definitely toothpaste!” But what won’t be on your mind is the thousands tortured and killed between the years 1492-1502 in Spain for heresy against the Catholic […] Read more
Area self-aggrandizer Gideon Morrell walked into the local U-Stop, with arms spread wide as though to emulate Jesus on the cross, in search of a treat to satiate what he described as “a king-sized hunger.” Eyewitnesses claimed to have seen Morell perusing the candy bars seemingly for hours. During this time, it became increasingly apparent […] Read more
Editor’s note: This article is a part of the Daily Nebraskan and DailyER joint satirical issue, the HalfasskanER. Walking into Michael’s Diner, I was immediately struck by the smell of food. It was clear this was the kind of place you could get something to eat, although I only learned later on it was going […] Read more
Editor’s note: This article is part of the Daily Nebraskan and DailyER joint satirical issue, the HalfasskanER. In a stunning turn of events, a review conducted by Business Insider listed University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s very own Nebraska Union as the fourth-best union in the country. It beat out several prestigious labor unions, including the Union […] Read more
Local food critics were shocked this week when popular fast food restaurant Runza introduced their new “9 for $14 Meal Deal” to customers. The deal, offering significant savings yet a notably ridiculous quantity of food, comes on the heels of similar, yet more reasonable, offers from McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King. “It’s a fantastic value,” […] Read more
If you had three wishes for a genie, what would you wish for? For this man, his three wishes were completely wasted. Take a look at what he asked for:
With its proctors, webcams and strict backwards-hat policy, few locations on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s campus are as secure as the Burnett Hall Testing Center. But despite the strong anti-cheating policies, students’ eyes couldn’t help but wander to one computer screen at the testing center Friday. “I was just trying to mind my own business […] Read more
By Art Major I like art. Art is good. When the art is on the walls, I know that this place is going to be good. Anything can be art: music, movies, literature. But, for this specific article I am talking about the art that involves paint. All art is good but some is better […] Read more
While scrolling through the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Bookstore website’s typical assortment of overpriced textbooks, students of Professor Derek Hammel’s introductory business administration class were surprised to see Scott Adams’ 2006 Dilbert collection “Try Rebooting Yourself” on the list. The collection of knee-slappingly relatable business gags was notable not only for its snarky title, but for […] Read more
