On April 1, 2015, Harvey Perlman announced his resignation from the position of Chancellor of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, effective after the 2015-2016 academic school year, “for a variety of reasons, both personal and professional.” Among his professional reasons is the beginning of a historic presidential campaign bid. Despite the unfortunate choice of date to […] Read more
Junior economics major Calvin Harrold has found a way to cut through the confusion and discovered a LSAT study method perfect for his lifestyle. The months spent preparing for the LSAT are generally some of the most stressful of an undergraduate’s academic career. The test format requires mental endurance and the stakes are high. It’s […] Read more
With the introduction of University of Nebraska President Hank Bounds, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln introduced a new tiered pricing system for its degrees, hoping to reach more students at varying price points who have similarly varying levels of concern for the actual quality of a college education. The new system, “Big Red, Small Price,” offers […] Read more
Just when you thought OBAMA couldn’t make another simple mistake, she’s done it again! Yes, it’s true Malia [middle-name unknown but presumedly HUSSIEN] OBAMA has botched a basic test. BOZO! This error, the latest blunder on her already shaky reign of terror since her time at Sidwell Middle School should surprise no one yet OBAMA […] Read more
Sometimes, life throws humorous little twists for people. On Monday morning, that’s what happened to George Hopkins. “Oh shit, I wonder if I’m running late again,” said the Lincoln bank teller as he jogged haphazardly down the sidewalk towards the Wells Fargo where he worked. Hopkins has always lived a typical and largely uneventful life. […] Read more
Last weekend, guests at a house party in Lincoln witnessed a series of truly feeble attempts at seduction. Ian Jacobson, a junior finance major, arrived at the party after it was already in full swing. After a few beers, Jacobson proceeded to try to chat up girls with no dipping tobacco in or on his […] Read more
Oh, Master! I can see that cynical, nihilistic look in your eye. I can sense when every fiber of your being is taken over by the primal urge to satirize. I quiver at the thought of you snapping your belt before tightening it around your waist and typing lustful satire furiously. I bite my lip […] Read more
“18 years of pissing outside is a wonderful way to grow up,” Curtis Gorbit said. Gorbit was raised on a farm in Chadron, Nebraska, where his piss was allowed “virtually anywhere.” He recently began the transition to using the restrooms on East Campus. “Little Curtis was meant to be free,” Gorbit said. “Now the only […] Read more
It’s spring in Nebraska, the time of year to let your love life bloom along with the tulips. The DailyER is proud to introduce a revolutionary new app, The DailyER’s Tinder Plus. The app features a whole suite of tools to help you find like-minded singles close to you and tell them a terrible pick-up […] Read more
A small committee ended its session in a smoky conference room in the Nebraska Union Heritage Room with a change in the doctorate program at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. “You know that Bill Nye? He’s a Science Guy, and here at Nebraska we’re graduating thousands of Science Guys,” said Committee head Scott Dixon. “But the […] Read more
