If you haven’t talked to any of your straight edge friends recently, or just haven’t looked at a screen in a few weeks, you may have missed that John Mulaney, a renowned “used to do drugs” comedian, has really ground some people’s gears. This is partly due to the fact that Mulaney’s two recent […] Read more
The past four years have been a disaster and unfortunately answered “how did the Germans let Hitler come to power?” It took this long for “the Great American Experiment” to surprise us all with the rise of extreme nationalism and fascism within our borders. Initially, I was not surprised, since growing up I learned a […] Read more
Widely followed sports and pop culture blog Barstool Sports has been publishing stories consistently despite the suspension of sports from the high school to professional level. A precaution taken as COVID-19 spreads, this cancellation has forced the company to think outside the box for their social media presence. Barstool sports has shared quarantine hacks, quarantine […] Read more
“The horses in Rohan are supposed to represent the flowing and wild lands of that great midwestern American state, Nebraska. Great grandpa John Ronald Reuel T-kien told me about it when I told him I was gonna go study business and management abroad at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln as part of the UK’s foreign worldwide […] Read more
Last Monday, Junior Jeremy Jenkins received a letter from his long-time girlfriend in the mail, notifying him that their relationship’s expiration date would be in two weeks. Devastated, he read the paper over and over again and even called for confirmation. What follows are the contents of the document, sans tear stains and snot wipings: […] Read more
Janet, your Mom, marched into the Michael’s in your hometown today on a righteous mission. She was going to get her loving hands on the absolute biggest, shiniest, most eye catching balls to ever grace the side of a Christmas tree. After a quick assessment, she found Michael’s balls to be woefully lacking. “These can’t […] Read more
Vampires? Kinda hot. Werewolves? Super hot. (Can you tell I was team Jacob??) Witches? Honestly, can be pretty! Wizards? Later Harry Potter movies prove- hot! Frankenstein’s Monster? Not cute. Mummies? Eh… I don’t know what’s under those wraps, but I’m going to keep it that way? Zombies? Nope. Ghouls? Gross. Honestly, I think we’re missing […] Read more
Just like the recent blockbuster anti-hero movie “Venom,” the online wallet app known as Venmo also makes me question all of my life choices and financial decisions. The whole business of me putting a trash can emoji in the “what’s it for” section of the payment info just screams to the rest of the world […] Read more
What’s that, did we hear you say “Thanksgiving playlists don’t exist?” Okay, well you were at least thinking it, right? Here at The DailyER, we hope you feel fully ashamed of your hubris as you gaze upon this 47-track Thanksgiving playlist that you previously thought impossible. Go ahead, click play and stew in the embarrassment of being […] Read more
Hark! Dear champion! I implore you to please act as our savior in this dire and dark hour! The village of Honeywell is under attack by a wicked clan of hobgoblins who call themselves “the Pit Eaters!” What detestable creatures they are! They’ll kill us all for sure! Their leader, a giant werebear named Gorgash […] Read more
