The ACLU has long been a voice for the voiceless in America, and in continuance with their pursuit of social justice, the organization is now turning their gaze to the often ignored issue of lactose intolerance. In a recent seminar launching their campaign Death to Dairy Defamation 2017, president Ralph Erikson openly called lactose intolerance […] Read more
Every person on the planet cherishes a number of special memories and keeps them close to their heart. However, after countless research, studies say that another human being, somewhere on the planet, likely died during your happiest moment. “Our numbers have shown us that, while you were experiencing the wildest ride of your life or […] Read more
With a quick message telling Samantha he still wasn’t able to get into a private chat room, sophomore Adam Boritz began his third day of conversation with a Tinder Bot. Initiating the contact at 7:53 am, Boritz didn’t need to wait long for Samantha’s reply, reminding him of how sexually aroused she was, and how […] Read more
For minimum wage workers across the country, President Obama’s recent executive order to increase the federal minimum wage to $10.10 was seen as the first step towards a national minimum wage increase. This is either a move towards bolstering the lower class or a threat to youth employment rates but as to be expected, very […] Read more
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos’ recent announcement of an Amazon Prime Air drone delivery service excited many American consumers. Even Obama was not immune from the hype cycle, stating that with this recent development he would do all his holiday shopping online and every member of his family could receive same day delivery on their Christmas […] Read more
“Don’t be fooled,” is the overarching rhetoric of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. “President Obama and I are totes besties.” “He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing,” warns the conservative Netanyahu, clearly attempting to set himself up for the “I Fucking Told You So” award. But whom is this hummus-loving amigo prophesying? None other than the […] Read more
After a tumultuous two weeks for the United States government, a recent poll suggest most Americans are fed up with this unwanted Boehner that keeps jamming its hard head into the political scene. This Boehner was erected in an attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act, refusing to deflate until its lusty demands are met. […] Read more
As news of a terrorist attack at a Kenyan shopping mall began to reach the international community on Monday, many citizens were left horrified by the brutal siege. The images and stories of wealthy shoppers looking for their families among the carnage resonated across the globe, striking a nerve among horrified Americans. One local man, […] Read more
Every Gmail account comes with 15 gigabytes of storage. Davis Carver doesn’t think that’s enough. Carver, an assistant manager at Home Depot, said he considers himself a “man of caution.” “I get a lot of emails sometimes,” Carver said. “Last Friday I got around 20. Most were in my spam folder, but three of them […] Read more
