Point: Treat retail workers with respect this holiday season We’ve all been there: rushing around town last minute to find something you might be able to pass off as a thought-out and meaningful gift before you head home for the holidays. You’re met with packed parking lots, long lines, bad attitudes and Christmas music so […] Read more
Point: We live in the greatest democracy in the world. However, our greatness is threatened if AT&T and Time Warner are able to merge together. Imagine two companies that dominate their respective industries becoming one ultra-company. Talk about “too big to fail.” This single company could completely control the FCC with lobbyists who advocate for […] Read more
The opinion of Jack Palmer Gell.
This has been a point of debate for a long time at this university, and up until now I’ve kept my opinions on the matter to myself. But, I can’t stay quiet any longer. It’s high time something is done about the poltergeists haunting Love Library. Now I know I can’t speak for everyone on […] Read more
A terrible sickness has gripped our once great nation. The United States is in a life or death struggle with an issue that has plagued us since our beginning. Like the rash on your inner thigh that just will not go away no matter how many ointments and pastes you try, skeleton-related violence seems like […] Read more
By 8-year-old son Shut up, dad! The Beach Boys are bad, and so is your godawful singing voice! Your taste is not good and you’re making this road trip suck bad! Gee, I hate you! We’re going to Idaho from Alabama in a flippin’ car! There’s no “Safari” anywhere between the two states and we […] Read more
I know this might not be a popular opinion, Emily, but I don’t really think this is going to work. While I know that we talked about our relationship, and we both promised to try harder for each other, new research has come to light which more than complicates the longevity of our relationship. In […] Read more
By Grandpa I think I might be a little behind on the times. All of these kids are getting upset about the newest Apple-pod-phone 7 or whatever you call it not having a ‘headphone jack,’ and quite frankly, it’s making me mad. Back in my day, the only ‘jacks’ we had were the ones used […] Read more
By Freshman who is barely older than them Look at those dumb high schoolers walking around with those red folders. They’re so naïve and stupid. I bet walking around this campus makes them feel like hot shot college students. Well let me tell ya, I’m an actual college student here and I know what’s […] Read more
This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us: Now listen here partner, you’ve gone and done it again with your fancy book learnin’ and your city slickin’. You may not have been lookin’ for trouble, but you darn-tootin’ found yourself some by stepping foot in this here town, buckaroo. Look at you, […] Read more
