Study finds being thrown out of helicopters still leading cause of death for henchmen
A new study from a team of scientists at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln discovered some troubling new statistics for nameless, ski-masked henchmen. After months of research, the scientists have concluded that the leading cause of death for henchmen is being thrown out of helicopters by white males with short stubble during aerial hand-to-hand brawls. Official […] Read more
