同志吗好, 人民! 同志们幸苦了? DailyER同志, 为人民服务! Who can deny that the Chinese Party and comrade Xi Jinping are Americans’ favorite? They are my best smoking buddies since Britain sold opium to China.

Even Hollywood and NBA are building a solid friendship with China, except for Blizzard Activision: this patriotic American company always values human rights and justice over money and never hesitates to cross the line on China. And, it did happen again recently; Blizzard Activision tweeted, “Horde, the best faction, is the TRUE RED ARMY who serves its people unlike Chinese People’s liberation Army #GoBigRed,” just after Xi Jinping tweeted that he supports the Alliance.

Since Chinese Red Army obviously serves her nation and people rather than Xi Jinping, the Army went furious and declared the war on the Horde on 2014 after they vented the anger on Tibetan monks. The invasion of the Chinese Red Army caused Warlord of Draenor, the disastrous sabotage on the World of Warcraft franchise.

Even today, the Red Army continues to keep destroying the Horde by releasing the Battle for Azeroth, spamming auto bots in every WoW server, releasing aim hack on Overwatch, pirating Diablo III.

Michael Morhaime, the former CEO of Blizzard, exposed that it was Chinese Red Army who cancelled Diablo IV and made Heroes Of the Storm. He recalled, “The company which made WoW, Starcraft and Diablo II, is now making Heroes of the Storm and mobile Diablo. It is undoubtedly that Chinese spies have infiltrated our company,” as Morhaime shed a tear. I cried next to him. Horde is dead, but it wasn’t killed by Alliance or Burning Legion. It was Chinese Red Army that killed our best faction.