Claiming he just wants to see if anyone will notice, local coroner Thomas Nguyen is stacking dead bodies in the back until someone questions him about it.

“It’s not like I set out to pile dead bodies to the ceiling, but, you know, sometimes you just need to see how long it takes for someone says something,” Nguyen said as he threw another body on the pile.

Nguyen, who says he’s never been inspected, and doesn’t even know who would do that, says it’s been pretty easy to cover up so far.

“The great thing is no one even knows how long it takes to examine a body. I tell them it’s gonna take an extra 14 weeks because of a needed blood examination, they believe it without question,” Nguyen continued while trying to fit one more body on the second pile before it touched the ceiling.

“Now if only I could figure out how to get rid of that smell.”