by B R A D

Sup losers. Its me ya boy Brad. Just found out I will be graduating in May, so that 5th year I promised you is not gonna happen, thanks to my dad for buying me a C+ in my marketing class. Anyways the dorks here at the DailyER told me I had to write something again, so here goes.

I am a huge sports guy and love watching all of them, but my roommates tried putting me on a new one called Formula 1. Its like Nascar but instead of hicks watching it, the fans are a bunch of rich italians. I thought watching fast cars would be cool honestly, but it was just the lamest and nerdiest thing I have ever seen.

Adam, Matt, and Nick, my roommates are all like science majors so I get why they like it but like its so lame watching it with them. First off it starts at like 7 in the morning on a sunday. I am too hungover to watch something so lame. Then these dorks start cheering at the teams changing tires. Like who cares about tires, it is literally so dumb

I tried arguing with them about how unimportant the pit stop was for the cars, but then they started trying to explain tire temperatures and aerodynamics, like guys why don’t you stop caring about tire temperatures and start aeordynamicing your way into some bitches lmao.