After parting ways, former couple, Jacob Williams and Marissa Bell promised to maintain a friendly relationship. Things were complicated, however, when the two discovered they shared the same elective philosophy class. “He’s a great guy and all; I just didn’t feel we were compatible on that level, so I ended it,” Bell said. “He’s been […] Read more
On his way to his Math 107-H class, Honors Program freshman Nick Dagenfeld stopped to readjust his backpack, making sure to emphasize just how heavy it was to all those who passed by. Dagenfeld, who is the current president of his floor and has attended every Neihardt Council meeting so far, wants to emphasize to […] Read more
The Dailyer answers some frequently asked questions about the Affordable Care Act. Visit healthcare.gov for more information. Q) When can I expect the death panels to come to my door? – Karen, 67, Omaha A) Great question Karen, the death squads will only come to your door if your pre-existing condition costs more to treat […] Read more
Recently leaked NSA documents revealed that you should probably stop Google-searching symptoms and just make a doctor appointment. Yet another in the series of shocking secret documents revealed by former data analyst and current traitor, Edward Snowden, these secret files contained proof that the National Security Agency thinks there is no sense in just worrying […] Read more
Chad Davis awoke yesterday morning with an uncharacteristic passion. The junior business administration major arrived to his morning class half an hour early with a spark in his step ready to face the challenges of the day. Instead of going about his usual routine of staring blankly into his iPhone, waiting desperately for a reply […] Read more
Every Gmail account comes with 15 gigabytes of storage. Davis Carver doesn’t think that’s enough. Carver, an assistant manager at Home Depot, said he considers himself a “man of caution.” “I get a lot of emails sometimes,” Carver said. “Last Friday I got around 20. Most were in my spam folder, but three of them […] Read more
As of Friday evening, reports surfaced that area man “Jim Crowley” no longer has any desire to be in the company of his shallow, two-faced ex girlfriend Rachel Hunt. The news comes after several months in which “Jim” felt hollow and worthless, however he now realizes he is better off without that lying skank. Citing […] Read more
Man, what the hell has happened since I left town two years ago? I spend four years of my football career at Nebraska, stay my senior year to take mid-afternoon naps and torturing opposing freshmen lineman, and you guys somehow lose your shit once I’m gone. Over my four year career at the University of […] Read more
[title size=”1 to 6″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]Here are Seeds Entertainment staff members’ current favorite albums and movies that we would like to share with you. Enjoy![/title] Album: John Mayer | Paradise Valley Paradise Valley is worth mentioning however past due it may be to do so. Mayer’s August release is a good listen while driving, […] Read more
Take a look at Seeds Entertainment’s compilation of this year’s Fall TV series premieres. Seeds has broken it all down for you into convenient categories: the best, the good, and the okay-have-your-series-finale-already. [title size=”1″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]Worthy of Watching[/title] [title size=”3″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]Homeland | ‘B+'[/title] After having one of the best first seasons in […] Read more
