Summer heat is upon us and with the increased temperatures comes the flock of moviegoers looking for temporary relief from the troubles of the outside world by experiencing the magical worlds of Krypton, Oz and Sanford, Florida. This year’s most popular screen release is in fact the George Zimmerman murder trial, a thrilling drama that […] Read more
With the recent success of the Doritos Locos Taco, Taco Bell has announced yet another variant of the popular dish. The new taco, expected to be named Doritos Locos Tacos flavored Doritos Locos Taco, is scheduled to be released in late 2013. CEO Greg Creed remarked “Simply stated it’s a taco within a Doritos shell […] Read more
It’s been a wild nine months for Community fans. Perhaps one of the strongest cult TV shows on air, the series recently suffered through the exile of it creator Dan Harmon, leaving many fans in a state of panic and fear for the life of the show. Two new show-runners and thirteen lackluster episodes later, […] Read more
Cheers to Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival for not only a successful twelfth year and counting, but for earning the reputation of being one of the best and biggest festivals in the country. Events like and to the degree of Bonnaroo can be credited with adding rich beauty, spirit and character to the American culture—not […] Read more
Growing up in Nigeria, I heard many stories about the kindness, generosity and good will of the American people. You have all disappointed me. Not long ago, there were violent rebel factions seizing Nigerian banks, effectively holding my family’s fortune hostage. Having heard so much about Americans’ understanding nature, I reached out to thousands by […] Read more
Hello, world. It’s been a while! I just wanted everyone to know that my cats and I, particularly that minx Spartacus, have been doing very well. We’ve kept busy selling arts and crafts and doing things around the house, like when I redecorated the couch with a new slipcover. It’s those kinds of exciting changes […] Read more
In a strange turn of events, the interim Athletic Director at Rutgers, Carl Kirschner, announced plans to form a varsity dodgeball team. “Mike Rice has not been released from Rutgers, but instead named head coach of the Scarlet Knights dodge ball team,” said Kirschner. The plan was announced after footage of Rice hurling basketballs at […] Read more
Yesterday was Career Day in Miss Hoffman’s Kindergarten class, and if this year’s class is anything to go by, there’ll be a lot of depressed people at the class reunion. “Oh you know, Career Day. You get the usual crop of policemen and firefighters, a couple mailmen here or there. Those kids are fine; I […] Read more
In the midst of cyber-espionage attacks from China, the US government keeps stumbling upon fantastic prizes across the internet. Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel issued a public statement last week that the United States budget for next year will be looking better than ever with expected returns on twenty different million dollar prizes through various […] Read more
The recent, universally-acclaimed touchdown run by a young cancer patient inspired many around the country. It did not, however, give much hope to young Johnny Wilkinson. A Nebraska men’s basketball fan who has been battling a similar disease for the last three years, Johnny has never been contacted by the athletic department or head coach […] Read more
