As scientists announced last month the hole in the Ozone Layer is decreasing, but this wonderful news left us wondering, How? Why? The talented staff at the DailyER has been harassing the scientists all month asking these questions. How? Why? After repeated emails and voicemails without replies, one disgruntled scientist finally got back to us. […] Read more
At the Husker volleyball game last Saturday night, two students were discovered engaging in sexual intercourse inside the Lil’ Red inflatable costume by a UNL athletic department official. The crime was committed during the match against Wichita State at the Devaney Center, specifically during the halftime show. However, game attendees and players had grown suspicious […] Read more
When senior journalism major Alaina DeMarcio says she is “fine,” she means it. And that is why she is freaking the hell out. The senior said she is constantly in panic mode because things have never been this okay and shouldn’t be now. “There should be something wrong,” she said. “Where is the dumpster fire […] Read more
Jeremy, this is the fifth time you’ve been here this week and I have a East Asian civ midterm in two hours, you need to finish whatever you’re doing in my shower and get out of here right now. I know it’s nice and warm and moist but there are plenty of other spots in […] Read more
Lincoln, being the college town that it is, has two things right off-campus; Bars and coffee shops. Since some of our readers are lame and can’t legally regret a night on the town, we here at the DailyER are helping you all find the best coffee shops just off-campus. Our ranking system is completely arbitrary […] Read more
同志吗好, 人民! 同志们幸苦了? DailyER同志, 为人民服务! Who can deny that the Chinese Party and comrade Xi Jinping are Americans’ favorite? They are my best smoking buddies since Britain sold opium to China. Even Hollywood and NBA are building a solid friendship with China, except for Blizzard Activision: this patriotic American company always values human rights and justice over money and never […] Read more
Due to popular demand, East Campus students will be invited to participate in the first annual “Bring Your Kid to School Day” on the second Tuesday of next month. This will no doubt be a well-attended event with more than half of Agriculture students having kids, mostly all parenting them with other Agriculture students. Some […] Read more
Well, it’s that time of the year again: football season! And you know what that means? That’s right, public marketing and advertising! UNL has declared the motto of “In our grit, our glory” to be their go-to when describing their team and fan-base this year, but it seems that perhaps not everyone has gotten it […] Read more
It wasn’t until the professor brought up the Beatles that freshman Matt Micheals realized his mistake. “The whole time I was in class, I was a bit confused,” Michaels said. “Everyone kept talking about songs and artists, but I was here to learn about metamorphics and sedimentaries.” Michaels said he had been sitting in “History […] Read more
The world went dark on September 29th, when students all around campus found themselves without wireless internet on campus. Many speculated on what the cause would be of such a conundrum, however only one knows the true answer: Jeffrey Constantine. Jeffrey is an incoming Freshman to the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, and with him came an […] Read more
