The class of 2022 has officially settled into their dorms and are finding their routine for the next four years. More importantly, they are in the process of finding out how to survive in their day-to-day lives of college.

Freshmen Jeffrey Stevens and Francis Jacobson are feeling moved into and comfortable in their new dorm on the sixth floor in Sandoz Hall. “We have started figuring out how we both live and started working around each other,” said Jacobson.

While many freshmen are struggling to find common ground between each other on how the dorm is run, Stevens and Jacobson are working together “like a well-oiled machine,” Stevens told The DailyER. “We agreed on a ton of things, like when we wake up and how our thermostat has to be set at a NICE 69 degrees.”

When asked by The DailyER for the reasoning of the temperature of the dorm, no comment could be heard through childish giggles from the two freshmen. After they composed themselves, Jacobson said, “You really don’t know what that means? 69? You know? The sex thing?”

The DailyER could not confirm what this “thing” was, but resident cool guy and staff doctor Chad Lawton had a few ideas. “Yeah, dude, like here’s the deal. That is just a number. You need to realize that this childish notion that numbers or words carrying sexual meaning is immature. It makes you look lame, immature and unlikable. You need to realize that college is the time to start growing up and being an adult,” said Lawton.