If his stance on policies didn’t gross you out enough, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell added one more reason to hate him to the list.

On a gusty Tuesday in Washington D.C., a DailyER investigative reporter was tailing McConnell in an effort to expose him saying indecent things about the president but discovered something much more sinister: Mitch McConnel is a 5’10” neck.

Our reporter witnessed McConnell wearing his famous trench coat when a heavy blast of wind revealed he is nothing more than a swaying pillar of skin, not unlike that of a snood that hangs from the mouth of a turkey.

The horrified reporter said it was like seeing a bag of flesh.

Although McConnell denies these claims in a statement from his office over the weekend, he has yet to be seen publicly since the incident. He is suspected to be under the Arlington bridge, harassing people to answer his riddle of how to repeal Obamacare.