After a tumultuous two weeks for the United States government, a recent poll suggest most Americans are fed up with this unwanted Boehner that keeps jamming its hard head into the political scene. This Boehner was erected in an attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act, refusing to deflate until its lusty demands are met.

“This is by no means a new thing,” President Barack Obama stated at press time. “We’ve all experienced an out of control Boehner before, but usually the problem pretty easy to hide or cover up. But this time, we’re dealing with a Boehner that just won’t go away.”

As a result of strong opposition to Obamacare expressed by several GOP members, the United States government shut down when a raging Boehner popped up, ejaculating anti-Obama rhetoric furiously for many hours each day of the shutdown. Even prominent Republican figures such as John McCain have expressed frustration with this thick headed Boehner.

“Every generation has one of those throbbing Boehners that pitch a tent right in the middle of political progress,” McCain stated. “I’m all for reevaluating the Affordable Care Act, but I think the GOP has too big of a Boehner for it. It’s a little off-putting for onlookers.

While many support subduing this massive Boehner, others, such as Michele Bachmann insist on stroking the Boehner, wishing it to grow larger.

“This Boehner is the exact reason I got into politics,” Bachmann stated in a press release. “We Americans need this Boehner to keep going. Otherwise, how else are we going to completely fuck the poor?”

As of press time, the Boehner shows no signs becoming flaccid about repealing Obamacare, promising to stand erect for well over four hours.