The one thing that draws everyone together in November is No-Shave November.

Sure, there’s Thanksgiving but that’s when you have to walk on eggshells regarding the last election, trying to ignore your racist cousin’s comments and your guts hurting after eating just too many mashed potatoes.

To freshman Jonah Smith, his face can bring together the bros.

“The dudes and I love growing out whatever we can get,” Smith said. “It makes our relationship that much stronger.”

But, to everyone else, it is still disgusting.

“Let’s be real, I have seen far too many pedo-staches already,” sophomore Lydia Johnson said. “I just want the guys to shave it off.”

This has become a campus epidemic.

Both males and females have decided to cut to the chase.

“Shave your legs,” junior Matt Polker said. “If your legs look like mine, there’s a problem.”

Overall, the world needs a razor.