In a move sure to anger many world leaders, North Korea released a statement outlining their intent to test the patience of the rest of the world.

“It is our goal,” the statement reads, “to see how far we can push the boundaries with the restrictions other nations try to put on us, whether it be testing military-style rockets, experimenting with nuclear power, or just flat out being elitist, creepy douchebags.”

The official statement continues, “We will not rest until we have thoroughly annoyed any and all nations who are not allies with North Korea so that we may bring eternal glory to our divine leader Kim Jong-un. It is not enough for him to merely be seen as a controversial figure. He must become the most obnoxious man to ever have existed.”

Many world leaders reacted angrily to North Korea’s declaration to bombard the world with political immaturity, but none so strongly as United States President Barack Obama.

“Come on, man. Seriously?” said Obama after reading the first statement. “There’s no reasoning with these assholes. I just want one day where I don’t have to deal with their shit.”

Obama requested an immediate summit with the North Korean leader at Camp David. Jong-un accepted the invitation, but the meeting did not fulfill Obama’s hopes.

“That son of a bitch didn’t listen to a single thing I said. He just rolled his eyes after every statement I made and kept texting on his phone under the table. And when I called him out on it he just put on those stupid looking sunglasses his father used to wear. I hate those damn things,” said Obama.

Despite the efforts of most major world leaders’ efforts to quell North Korea’s penchant for irritating the entire population of the world, the country continues its efforts. Most recently, the country has resorted to the testing of long range missiles and prank calling Vice President Joe Biden at entirely unreasonable times in the middle of the night.