Nebraska governor Pete Ricketts is excited to catch up with Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos at an annual head-waxing convention, the bald headed politician told reporters Monday.

“I’ve been waiting all year to hang out with Jeff at this year’s Wax-a-thon,” Ricketts noted. “Last year, his stories about suppressing his most vulnerable employees really cracked me up.”

Wax-a-thon, the annual convention for the nation’s elitist bald-headed leaders and politicians, will be held this weekend. The event will reportedly feature speeches from the nation’s leading baldness experts, masterclasses in head polishing procedures, and five star meals prepared by only the finest bald headed chefs.

“Pete and I really hit it off at Wax-a-thon five years ago, where we first met,” Bezos told reporters. “I had a blast with him and Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters at the ‘Bald and Beautiful’ pep rally back in 2016.”

This year’s keynote speaker and recipient of the 2021 Lifetime Achievement in Baldness award will be Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, sources told The DailyER. Johnson’s acceptance speech will reportedly be entitled “Glabrous and Glamorous” and will feature anecdotes about the celebrities bald headed adventures in wrestling, acting and business.

At press time, sources were reporting that UNL Chancellor Ronnie Green couldn’t wait to meet U.S. Senator Ted Cruz at next year’s Beastly Beard Blast.