Things got a little weird on Monday morning during a philosophy lecture last week at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln when professor Wilbert Willingsworth started off the class with a shocking announcement about his personal life. Willingsworth told the lecture of about 75 students that he now identifies as a gender that is “beyond human comprehension.”

“This is something I have been wanting to make public for a long time,” said professor Willingsworth. “I can no longer live a life of oppression marred by people’s lack of appreciation for my genius-level intellect. My avant-garde understanding of the governing principles of the universe has and continues to alienate me from my fellow acquaintances. So, I have decided to identify as a gender that you smart-asses can’t even begin to wrap your head around.”

Students in the class were puzzled by Willingsworth’s comments before lecture. One student, senior philosophy major Dylan Case, spoke to The DailyER about this episode. “This was the first class I actually showed up to on time in a long time,” said Case. “I could hardly understand what he was saying. What the hell is an ‘Olive Garden’ understanding of the world? I think I need to start skipping class again.”

Other students praised Willingsworth for his actions. “I am so proud of professor Willingsworth,” said freshman economics major Hillary Hills. “It’s about time we move towards equality for everyone. I support Wilbert’s decision to identify as a, uh, um, a smart person thing. You go, Mr. Willingsworth!”

Professor Willingsworth stated he will be suing UNL unless they make reasonable accommodations for his new gender. “I require designated sections on campus where I can boast of my highbrow wisdom to the simpleminded populace of this vile realm. Also, I need gender-inclusive bathrooms.” The University has yet to make a comment on Willingsworth’s claims and threats of litigation.