This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us:

Now listen here partner, you’ve gone and done it again with your fancy book learnin’ and your city slickin’. You may not have been lookin’ for trouble, but you darn-tootin’ found yourself some by stepping foot in this here town, buckaroo. Look at you, prancin’ around in your $10 linens. You seem like the type of feller who wears a top hat and one of them dangly gold stopwatches, ain’t ya? Well listen here, you yellow-bellied smart aleck- we don’t take too kindly to the likes of you in this here community, so why don’t you hop in that new-age carriage of yours and go back to where you came from, you hear me? Go on, git!

It Clearly Is:

Salutations, dear friend. As you can see, there is plentiful flora and fauna for gents like you and I to share in this humble township. My good sir, should we really squander such a magnificent day in the grandeur of sunlight and natural beauty by squabbling over such tomfoolery? There is much to learn in this enchanting land of mystery and bewilderment, are we not better off in companionship and comradery? You see, despite my exquisite vocabulary and dapper appearance, I am quite the same man you are, old chap: a fellow with the common goal in the pursuit of knowledge and understanding. I feel that we can both contribute to the dandy qualities of this fine municipality. As we both stand here, it is apparent this town has enough space for both of us.